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[Sabre]

Yes, lighten up, precisely. These girlies need to practice topless and free themselves.

[woof woof !]

Vincent Vulgaria,

OK, it's a made up country, but I did stay at a place in Africa were the landlord had declared it to be the Vulgarian Embassy, they had a flag with the motto "Daingreach Air Sid" , think it meant " Keep on Puffin " and they did, in between tokes they made me their defense attache Vincent Vulgaria    .

ps. I'm convinced that Joe Terp is actually a pimp

Way to go Joe

[JoeTerp]

you wouldn't think I was a pimp if you saw how I acted around them.  Lets just say I have a very hard time saying no 

[JoeTerp]

And Sabes, I have another really hot friend, who hits the exact same pose EVERY time she is in a picture, its very strange, but in regular life she is really hot. She got a boob job for graduating college which I originally thought was not neccessary, but since I wasn't going to be feeling them anyway, can't say I am complaining now.

[dawson99]

I gotta agree with sabre here, bunch of fakers.. I'd rather go for the kooky mate who hasnt been used non stop by the american football team
(disclaimer to joe - no offence, im sure they are lovely gals, but not my thing)

Signed: Dawson Duetchland

[bunglemark2]

And Sabes, I have another really hot friend, who hits the exact same pose EVERY time she is in a picture, its very strange, but in regular life she is really hot. She got a boob job for graduating college which I originally thought was not neccessary, but since I wasn't going to be feeling them anyway, can't say I am complaining now.

Mate, you don't "really" look like your Avatar, do you ?     
Cos if you do, it's probably no surprise that hell would freeze over before you got the chance to give ANY of those lassies a rattle....

[JoeTerp]

no they for the most part are NOT lovely gals.  In college I only met two drop-dead geogreous girls that were also really nice to everybody, but they both also could turn bat-sh.ite crazy on their boyfriends at the drop of a hat. Most of the other really good looking ones were total bit.ches 80% of the time.  7-7.5/10 is your ideal range imo.




and no I don't actually look a whole lot different than my avatar. But in my experience I have found that that doesn't count for everything. Its got a lot more to do with confidence.

[woof woof !]

you wouldn't think I was a pimp if you saw how I acted around them.  Lets just say I have a very hard time saying no 

Joe , you're either a pimp for all those college girls or more plausibly the mayor of London.

Come clean Joe, we have photographic evidence

Joe negotiates new flesh trade agreement at Londons Grosvenor hotel

[Woollyback]

the fitter a girl, the more likely she is to be a complete fruit loop. ha, like we're interested in their personality

woolly thereisnocountrystartingwithaWsoi'mnotplaying 

[woof woof !]

woolly thereisnocountrystartingwithaWsoi'mnotplaying

Wallis &  Futuna Islands

Western Samoa

[andy_g]

woolly thereisnocountrystartingwithaWsoi'mnotplaying

Wallis &  Futuna Islands

Western Samoa

and wales, ya twonk

[Woollyback]

d'oh!

well no countries beginning with a W that i'd wanna be associated with anyway   

[Effes]

Dom Congo  Sounds like a private eye 

[Judge]

If we have to pick foreign countries, could fancy a bird named Georgia Jordan.  I knew a girl in college named Georgia and she was smoking hot, and then I sort of knew a girl named Jordan and she was model hot, might have to even post some picks later, she was crazy hot.

we're all waiting for these pics Joe 

i need to come to america again, the last time i was there i was getting married so that was a bit of a spanner in the works but i hear the american birds LOVE an english accent and it would be a total sh@gfest. for everyone apart from me that is - i'm welsh 

pmsl 

[bunglemark2]

woolly thereisnocountrystartingwithaWsoi'mnotplaying

Wallis &  Futuna Islands

Western Samoa

and wales, ya twonk

And Wussia...

Least, that's what Jonathan Ross said last weekend...