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by **Red @ Heart** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:57 pm

stmichael wrote:
babu wrote:what's happening here? Seems like the entire team has been burgled at least once.

the burglars are using a rotation system.

lmfao, good job my tea was cool

by **kunilson** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:25 pm

poor kuyt, if his house is now empty he can run up and down his great hall and increase his speed without having to go out in the cold!

every cloud has a silver lining...

by **destro** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 10:42 pm

Didn't this sort of thing happen in Leeds to, I seem to remember God saying in his book that he had his house broken into while he was asleep ! They even wore his trainers so they wouldn't leave muddy footprints on the carpet, took they car keys,house keys and locked the door and ripped out the phone wires :oh:

We have had two neighbours of ours have their doors kicked in over the past month and they just ran in and grabbed TV,s and Laptops

This is what the Tw@ts will face if they kick my door in

by **NANNY RED** » Tue Nov 20, 2007 11:12 pm

Ciggy wrote:The problem is this is done on purpose that these footballer hire these agencies.

100% correct ciggy girl

They should be :censored:

ashamed of themselves the same people doing this most proberbly sit in the ground week in week out singin there praises. But as you know its all about scams to make money now,

On a bit of a lighter note this was Pepe after they done his house

by **Emerald Red** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:11 am

destro wrote:This is what the Tw@ts will face if they kick my door in

Does that shoot the plastic or metal pellets?

by **112-1077774096** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:34 am

Emerald Red wrote:
destro wrote:This is what the Tw@ts will face if they kick my door in

Does that shoot the plastic or metal pellets?

it's an elaborate spud gun

by **Reinas No.1 Fan** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 8:48 am

Sabre wrote:Are the Everton players equally robbed?

Well personal items and jewelry are taken, no compitition winners metdal have been reported missing tho.

hehe

by **stmichael** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:07 pm

Reinas No.1 Fan wrote:
Sabre wrote:Are the Everton players equally robbed?

Well personal items and jewelry are taken, no compitition winners metdal have been reported missing tho.

hehe

yeah, apparently they also broke into the everton trophy room and stole the carpet

by **babu** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:12 pm

RUSHIE#9 wrote:
stmichael wrote:
babu wrote:what's happening here? Seems like the entire team has been burgled at least once.

the burglars are using a rotation system.

Explains why Crouch ain't been burgled yet. Even THEY won't pick him!!!

but seriuosly, i thought crouchie had been burgled awhile ago?

by **Ola Mr Benitez** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:27 pm

Unfortunately it has been revealed that the robbers nicked his scoring boots.. explains a lot!!

by **destro** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:27 pm

Emerald Red wrote:
destro wrote:This is what the Tw@ts will face if they kick my door in

Does that shoot the plastic or metal pellets?

Its a Paintball marker it shoots paintballs at 250fps and hurts like hell. Saying that I wouldn't have to fire it for it to have the desired affect not many people would hang around to see if it was real when its pointed at you ! :eyebrow

by **Yessicajax** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:05 pm

Kuyt in Sneijder out!!!

by **Emerald Red** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:22 pm

destro wrote:
Emerald Red wrote:
destro wrote:This is what the Tw@ts will face if they kick my door in

Does that shoot the plastic or metal pellets?

Its a Paintball marker it shoots paintballs at 250fps and hurts like hell. Saying that I wouldn't have to fire it for it to have the desired affect not many people would hang around to see if it was real when its pointed at you !

Some cops in Yank land carry paint ball guns for certain occasions. The only difference is, is that the pellets they use are loaded with pepper or some sort of super powerful white pepper powder that stings the f*ck out of your eyes and face rather than paint. Get your hands on some of them and you'd be sorted.

by **Pineapple Nutty** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:31 pm

OMGOSH, why is it all way us??

by **destro** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 7:37 pm

Emerald Red wrote:
destro wrote:
Emerald Red wrote:
destro wrote:This is what the Tw@ts will face if they kick my door in

Does that shoot the plastic or metal pellets?

Its a Paintball marker it shoots paintballs at 250fps and hurts like hell. Saying that I wouldn't have to fire it for it to have the desired affect not many people would hang around to see if it was real when its pointed at you !

Some cops in Yank land carry paint ball guns for certain occasions. The only difference is, is that the pellets they use are loaded with pepper or some sort of super powerful white pepper powder that stings the f*ck out of your eyes and face rather than paint. Get your hands on some of them and you'd be sorted.

I never knew that, I heard they carry them loaded with Paintballs to mark out the worse offenders during riots etc where they cant go in and make an arrest. I suppose you could just fill the casing with whatever substance you wanted, as long as it is still 0.68 Calibre it would fire it.

Hmm time for some experimenting I think :eyebrow

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