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[Garymac]

I normally last about 3 months before i lose my phone but got a new one the other week and still have it, its only left the hpouse once as i just lose them for fun, i took it out with me last wednesday was exceptionally paranoid about losing it, big time, even when i was smashed i was checking my pocket every 5 minutes, really fu*ked up me night but i did return home with my phone in tact.........only to get to my front door and realised id lost my keys.

I am a 1st class nugget for losing sh!t, the only thing i struggled to lose was my virginity, and even then i had to get a girl from derby bladdered on holiday when i was 16!!!

Do you loose everything .... ?

Yes everything its terrible, met a fit birds at the mathew St festival this year but cos i had no phone had to put it on a piece of paper next day id lost her number, she must have been gutted 

Im capable of losing anything.

[Mikz]

I havent had one in 2 yrs now-my last one hit a brick wall lol Dont want one either got me into too much sh1t

[Red squirrel]

Another sad thread

[andy_g]

there's that famous sense of humour again

[Red squirrel]

YEP!!!

[Woollyback]

If you want to talk with me, come knock on me door. No text messaging and whatnot.

what if you're not in, can we phone you then?

[A.B.]

If you want to talk with me, come knock on me door. No text messaging and whatnot.

what if you're not in, can we phone you then?

No, you write a message on the door 

[Woollyback]

If you want to talk with me, come knock on me door. No text messaging and whatnot.

what if you're not in, can we phone you then?

No, you write a message on the door 

a txt msg?

[A.B.]

No, actually theres a taperecord near the door. Leave your message there.

[Woollyback]

i thought your idea of voicemail would be leaving a message with your neighbours

[drummerphil]

ET Was without one

[RAFABENITEZ]

Phones are cool, just dnt bluetooth your number on em.....

[RUSHIE#9]

ET Was without one

 

Quality as always Phil 

[Lando_Griffin]

I got a phone about three months ago.  I've never needed one before.  I still don't need one.  It's good getting texts off birds and that but I've been getting a little bit stalked by one over the last few weeks, to the point where if I don't reply to a text from her within ten minutes, I get another one saying "Are you ignoring me?" 

In reality, I am ignoring her, she's doing my head in and I've well moved on to someone else, but why should I tell her that, that's just mean, she should get the message, she's a grown woman!!!!

So all in all, I hardly use it and I wouldn't miss it if I didn't have it.

FFS Jonny - just create the avatar she's after, and she'll feck off!!!!!



I wouldn't like to lose my phone. I would miss the raunchy texts off birds too much!!!!!

BTW - is anyone else absolutely f*cked off with telesales? They keep ringing my house phone every bleeding day. I got a call from one dozy b*stard trying to sell me a contract phone (I said no), then a bint from the same company rang an hour later offering the exact same package. What a bunch of wasters!

I really am considering hunting them all down and shooting them. (Unless they are good lucking birds - then I'll forgive them provided they take it up the sh*tter).

       

[Judge]

I havent had one in 2 yrs now-my last one hit a brick wall lol Dont want one either got me into too much sh1t

are you talking about how you treat your ladies mikz