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by **wrighty (not mark!)** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:49 pm

dawson99 wrote:i love your chin, would look a lot nicer with my balls resting on it tho

hahahahaa! funny bizness, luv this thread!

by **Sparky** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:05 pm

Whats the most important thing in the world!!? Money yeah! Ive got lots! Lets @uck!!!

by **dawson99** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:18 pm

lets see if you make the same noises as your nan did last night

by **The Canadian Red Army** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:51 pm

ill i say is "hey hows it going"
and they all come running :;):

by **Ciggy** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:36 am

The Canadian Red Army wrote:ill i say is "hey hows it going"
and they all come running

CRA you big stud you

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:56 am

Fancy taking over from Winston?

Who's Winston?

Oh he's a w*nker.

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:09 am

You'd be good looking with a different face.

I like your body, but can I put a paper bag over your head?

Do you come here often?

"How much does this weigh?" Says him. She says: "How much does what weigh?" At which point you stick your nob in her hand.

I want to have intercourse with you. Intercourse with you oh yeah yeah oh. Intercourse with you hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!!! Relations. Intercourse with you hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!!!! (Sung).

You have to be this beautiful (point to the top of their head, then down to their feet) to ride the Griffin!!!!!

Can I give you bum love?

Can I buy you a drink, love?

"Would you like a drink gorgeous?" (Him) "Yes, go on then." (Her) "Suck on this for five minutes then!" (You can guess the gender!!!!!)

Do I know you?...Yes!!! You said you'd buy me a drink the next time you saw me!!!! (She says: I've never met you, creep.) You say - Oh thats right, I was banging your mum for a while, sorry. Fancy a :censored:

?

Is that your fanny or the Niagra Falls?

Are you turned on, or have I p*ssed my pants?

Fancy cumming in my trouser tent?

I'd love to see my spunk on your eyelashes.

Excuse me, may I buy you a drink? I think you are absolutley stunning. The best looking girl I've ever seen.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, may I buy you a drink? (She says yes) I thought I'd better offer, otherwise you'll be here all night scaring off the customers.

by **dawson99** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:09 am

Lando my dear friend, you are a scary guy, but trust me i'll be trying out some of these lines in my new local tonight

by **Woollyback** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:46 am

i particularly like the "can i spunk on yer eyelashes" one, what woman could resist!? :laugh:

by **Dalglish** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:00 am

wrighty (not mark!) wrote:How about the old phoenix nights quoting song titles one's!?

'Anything I do, I'd do it for you.'

and the best one....

'Im horny.Horny Horny Horny.' hahaha!

Another classic from Phoenix Nights....

"evening luv, nice legs...what time do they open ?

by **Mikz** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:14 am

wanna dance?

:blush:

yes i do

good now fc.uk off and dance while i chat up your mate

by **Judge** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:01 am

andy_g wrote:"fancy a shag?"

"no"

"well would you mind lying down while i have one?"

you have a baby now dont ya

by **babu** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:43 am

Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

or

Come on, you can't get pregnant again.

:eyebrow

by **Judge** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:00 am

god youve nice tits, and yes i am talking to your face

by **Judge** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:01 am

wine me, dine me, 69 me

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