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Postby Woollyback » Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:53 am

i went on there last year as "TopCat" and some silly sh!te was so paranoid that he accused me of being an arrogant red by asssuming we call ourselves the "top cats" of merseyside :laugh:  He obviously hadn't twigged that my avatar may have had something to do with it, f*cking unbelievable paranoia  :D

they didn't ban me, even though i had them all making up nursery rhymes very few of them twigged i was a red :D  can't remember my password though :(
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:21 am

You sound suprised!!!!!
I'm not exaggerating this: Virtually every second post makes reference to the "redsh*te".
What a bunch of sad w*nkers.
(Now they reckon they've a good chance of signing Fowler in Jan for 6 months after all the sh*t they've given him!!! :laugh: :angry: )
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:27 am

I'm on my third ID already!!!!!
Started as "Lando Griffin",
then "Randy Sniffin", and currently
"Bigdunc's tabs" - just to throw them off the scent!!!!! :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:35 am

A docile gimpchimp on there has just accused "kopites" of being obsessed with Neverton ("when we don't give a sh*te about the redsh*te"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:laugh: :angry: :laugh: :angry: :laugh:
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Postby LFC #1 » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:53 am

cisses_gona_get_ya wrote:I registered once with the ID euro champs and got banned before I even posted :laugh:
Got a new ID Merseysider, havent posted on it like.

that happened to me too, my name was "Best Team on Merseyside?".

I never planned to post just have a bit of a read, and the next day I couldn't log in.
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:45 am

I made another nice pro-Everton(Ahem!!!) song on there.
This ones about Richard Wright!!!! :D
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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Dec 06, 2005 5:55 am

I'm thinking about one to the tune of "She'll be coming round the Mountains" now!!!!!!!!! :D

Maybe:

They'll be getting red-raw ar*es when Keane cums,
They'll be getting red-raw ar*es when Keane cums,
They'll be getting red-raw ar*es,
Getting red-raw ar*es,
Getting red-raw ar*es when Keane cums.

He'll be wearing fishnet stockings when he cums,
He'll be wearing fishnet stockings when he cums,
He'll be wearing fishnet stockings,
Wearing fishnet stockings,
Wearing fishnet stockings when he cums.

Gollum will be eating man-spunk when Keane cums,
Gollum will be eating man-spunk when Keane cums,
Gollum will be eating man-spunk,
Will be eating man-spunk,
Will be eating man spunk when Keane cums.

Then they'll all bugger Neville while Keane cums...

They'll be using big blue dildo's so Keane cums...

They'll be wearing crotchless panties 'till Keane cums...


(The possibilities are endless!!!!!)








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Postby Judge » Tue Dec 06, 2005 11:10 am

david moyes has his new number plate installed on his car

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Postby Gaunt » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:45 pm

Just registered, made a few posts and im waiting to be banned  :D

Davies similar to Alonso, funniest thing i've read in months  :D
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Postby wrighty (not mark!) » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:50 pm

Gaunt wrote:Just registered, made a few posts and im waiting to be banned  :D

Davies similar to Alonso, funniest thing i've read in months  :D

Eh lad, did u see 'red_til_dead' say 'don't make me laugh!' ?



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Postby Gaunt » Tue Dec 06, 2005 3:56 pm

Haha it just has yah down as anonymous they totally deleted yah  :laugh:

I'm after stirring things up a little in the Roy Keane thread  :laugh:

A qoute from a blueshite fan "He WOULD play for a club like Everton because we have proper supporters who actually know a thing or two about football and are the most passionate supporters the premiership have ever seen - unlike our neandathal, inbred, prawn eating cousins."   :D  :D  :D
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Postby wrighty (not mark!) » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:01 pm

Gaunt wrote:Haha it just has yah down as anonymous they totally deleted yah  :laugh:

I'm after stirring things up a little in the Roy Keane thread  :laugh:

A qoute from a blueshite fan "He WOULD play for a club like Everton because we have proper supporters who actually know a thing or two about football and are the most passionate supporters the premiership have ever seen - unlike our neandathal, inbred, prawn eating cousins."   :D  :D  :D

I don't even like prawn!hahahahaha!
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Postby stmichael » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:05 pm

Q. Why are Everton supporters banned from Europe ?

A. Because they threw the cannons off the ferry the last time they where there.

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Postby Lando_Griffin » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:34 pm

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Postby A.B. » Wed Dec 07, 2005 3:14 am

A qoute from a blueshite fan "He WOULD play for a club like Everton because we have proper supporters who actually know a thing or two about football and are the most passionate supporters the premiership have ever seen - unlike our neandathal, inbred, prawn eating cousins."


Thats right, he would leave a top 3 side to join relegation contenders :laugh:
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