by Gareth G » Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:26 pm
This one is serious, not really embarrassing, more of a "what a total knob" one.
Only left school and got a job in this meat factory, was only there about a week and started getting know people a bit better. This guy dared me to hit his "friend" with a leg of lamb, wanting to fit I agreed, so he waited until his friend came into the room and showed me which one he was. So, I lifted the lamp and threw it across the room, clobbered him straight up the back of the nut while he was standing talking. Turns out it was the main boss! The whole room went silent as he looked around to try and pinpoint who threw it, he came straight over to me ( think my red face give it away ) and said was that you? He knew fine rightly it was, but wanted me to own up, but I just stood there, so he proceeded to chew the nut's off me in the middle of the factory while everyone was cheering and whistling lol. The guy who dared me to do it bought me my lunch afterwards and ask me if I wanted to go for a drink at the weekend.
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Gareth G on Wed Jun 01, 2005 2:27 pm, edited 1 time in total.