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[NANNY RED]

Get your Lyrics up for a song for our new number ten Joe Cole. You never no they may get sung at the match,

[bigmick]

Well Chelsea go for the "he's here, he's there, he's every fackin where, Joey Cole, Joey Cole". Surely we can do better than that.

[Dundalk]

A Version of this 

[Dundalk]

Right ive given yous the tune to sing it do but im no good at lyrics so somebody out there make a name for themselves.....

New York
Joe Cole


Same amount of letters and everything, cmon people it almost writes itself   

[Big Niall]

Joe joe,
joe joe joe joe
joe joe joe joe
Theres no limit


I think you can guess the tune

[NANNY RED]

Tune . My old mans a dustman

The lad he was a rent Boy
But now he is a red
He wants a team with History
And that is what he said
Hell wear the number ten shirt
And when he scores a goal
The noise youll hear round Anfield is
Joey ,Joey Cole

you could change the That is what he said to
Plastics from the Shed

[Dundalk]

Joe Cole the player that dreams are made from
Theres nothing he cant do
He is Joe Cole
He'll set up and score two
He replaced Yossi the Jew
Lets hear it for Joe Cole, Joe Cole, Joe Cole


To the tune of....

THIS

From 57 seconds in.....






God im bored

[Ben Patrick]

not that i would ever want to copy another teams song, but West Hams 'gold' for Joe Cole used to be boss i think.

[Reinas No.1 Fan]

Tune . My old mans a dustman

The lad he was a rent Boy
But now he is a red
He wants a team with History
And that is what he said
Hell wear the number ten shirt
And when he scores a goal
The noise youll hear round Anfield is
Joey ,Joey Cole

you could change the That is what he said to
Plastics from the Shed

Love it :-)

[NANNY RED]

Revised.

Tune . My old mans a dustman

He was a Chelsea rent Boy
But now he is a red
He wants a team with History
And that is what he said
Hell wear the number ten shirt
And when he scores a goal
The noise youll hear round Anfield is
Joey ,Joey Cole


And Bounce   

[anti-hero]

Revised.

Tune . My old mans a dustman

He was a Chelsea rent Boy
But now he is a red
He wants a team with History
And that is what he said
Hell wear the number ten shirt
And when he scores a goal
The noise youll hear round Anfield is
Joey ,Joey Cole


And Bounce   

you're a genius nan.

i can hear it in anfield already.

NAN SANG IT FIRST!

[dawson99]

I can't get the jolene song out of my head....

joecole
joecole
joecole
joecooolllleee


sorry, its early

[dawson99]

(to YMCA)

Joe Cole... he used to play for the blues
I said Joe Cole
Then we got the good news
I said Joe Cole
He wants to play for the kop
Now we're going to the top
dum dum dum dum dum
its fun to play for the... sorry

[bigmick]

I think I've nailed it. I was thinking Joey Cole is kind of an artful dodgerish type, so mine is to the tune of "consider yourself", and is as catchy as a catchy thing.



The Joe Cole Song (sung to the tune of "consider yourself"). Music by Lionel Bart, Lyrics by The funkmeister "b" (that's my new stage name).



Consider yourself, JOE COLE

Consider yourself, ONE OF THE FAMILY

We've taken to you, JOE COLE

HE SCORES, AGAIN, AND WHAT A FECKING GOAL! (repeat to fade).


Fairly simple I'll grant you, but effective nontheless

[dawson99]

I think I've nailed it. I was thinking Joey Cole is kind of an artful dodgerish type, so mine is to the tune of "consider yourself", and is as catchy as a catchy thing.



The Joe Cole Song (sung to the tune of "consider yourself"). Music by Lionel Bart, Lyrics by The funkmeister "b" (that's my new stage name).



Consider yourself, JOE COLE

Consider yourself, ONE OF THE FAMILY

We've taken to you, JOE COLE

HE SCORES, AGAIN, AND WHAT A FECKING GOAL! (repeat to fade).


Fairly simple I'll grant you, but effective nontheless

winner