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Postby mistyred » Wed May 19, 2010 9:57 pm

Keep ya money, litres of brandy and rum thats my payment i would need to be absolutely smashed
with no cohesion and sense of shame, i wouldnt do any of them in Judge's body :laugh:

And i don't drink anymore so it's a non starter for me.
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Postby Ciggy » Wed May 19, 2010 10:05 pm

mistyred wrote:I know for a fact that Judge would bang them free of charge and sober.

Your not telling us anything we didnt already know misty :D
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Postby Greavesie » Wed May 19, 2010 10:07 pm

all of these people make me think of this song :D
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Postby NANNY RED » Wed May 19, 2010 11:16 pm

bavlondon wrote:Im not gonna post a picture on here but there was 1 person I knew who was a season ticket holder and she offered me tickets to home games for sexual favours. Would probably top any of the pics in here, I considered it hard and long but decided not to in the end. :D

hERE YOU STOP DEFAMATING ,WHAT EVER YOU CALL IT  :laugh: MY CHARACTER, IVE NEVER OFFERD YOU NOTHIN FOR A TICKET,  :laugh: Rob will vouch for me on that an all , he bought me a bevvi an i bought him a pie  :laugh:
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Postby tubby » Wed May 19, 2010 11:31 pm

NANNY RED wrote:
bavlondon wrote:Im not gonna post a picture on here but there was 1 person I knew who was a season ticket holder and she offered me tickets to home games for sexual favours. Would probably top any of the pics in here, I considered it hard and long but decided not to in the end. :D

hERE YOU STOP DEFAMATING ,WHAT EVER YOU CALL IT  :laugh: MY CHARACTER, IVE NEVER OFFERD YOU NOTHIN FOR A TICKET,  :laugh: Rob will vouch for me on that an all , he bought me a bevvi an i bought him a pie  :laugh:

:censored: no Nanny I was not referring to you at all!!! lol
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Postby Kharhaz » Wed May 19, 2010 11:48 pm

Find a photo of a ragged bit of flange....
Then state how much you would have to be paid to tap it.


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There is not enough money in the world. Ewww.

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Postby metalhead » Wed May 19, 2010 11:56 pm

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Postby LFC2007 » Thu May 20, 2010 12:11 am

lo-lo-lo-lo Lola  :D
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Postby andy_g » Thu May 20, 2010 8:12 am

Kharhaz wrote:
Find a photo of a ragged bit of flange....
Then state how much you would have to be paid to tap it.


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There is not enough money in the world. Ewww.

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one english pound

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Postby Owzat » Thu May 20, 2010 12:41 pm

If that's Davina, I'd only do her up the Rs to wipe the smile off her face and post it on u-tube so she has to live it down.
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Postby Effes » Thu May 20, 2010 10:55 pm

andy_g wrote:
Kharhaz wrote:
Find a photo of a ragged bit of flange....
Then state how much you would have to be paid to tap it.


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There is not enough money in the world. Ewww.

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one english pound

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I'd feckin pay...
*counts change in pocket*

£4.52 is my bid.
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Postby Effes » Thu May 20, 2010 10:57 pm

metalhead wrote:Image

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ShitnEll.

You're pushing it here.

Ok - with no kissing??............. *thinks... need a new carpet in living room*......

OK, my bid is ...........  £350 - with a starter of ten cans of Stella to wash it down!
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Postby Judge » Fri May 21, 2010 12:06 pm

Ciggy wrote:
mistyred wrote:I know for a fact that Judge would bang my missus and ciggy free of charge.

Your not telling us anything we didnt already know misty :D

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Postby dawson99 » Fri May 21, 2010 2:17 pm

Effes wrote:
metalhead wrote:Image

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ShitnEll.

You're pushing it here.

Ok - with no kissing??............. *thinks... need a new carpet in living room*......

OK, my bid is ...........  £350 - with a starter of ten cans of Stella to wash it down!

You can afford £350?
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