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Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:54 pm**

Running with the first pet/Mother's maiden name idea, my porn name would be:

Max Dart

Max (my dachsund dog), Dart (Mum's maiden name)

It sounds even more impressive if it's Romanised:

Maximus Dart!!! :wwww

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 4:59 pm**

Army Porn: Major Hardon? Private Bitz? Colonel Entry? General H. Panky? and from the navy: Rear Admiral Inspector Bust?

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:12 pm**

you forget

corporal punishment and major fukup

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 5:14 pm**

And PC Poop

If your that way inclined

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:13 pm**

Peewee since your reading this heres your porn name;

PissShit

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 6:15 pm**

wheres peewee?

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 4:47 am**

He's having a rather tedious dump, involving 30 armed soldiers and a fork-lift truck.

Damned constipation! :angry:

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:03 pm**

Ginger Gwynn!

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