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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:55 am
by Judge
oi steady :D

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:36 am
by anfieldadorer
amazing story, woof :laugh:

speaking of pig and butt, i was walking down the sumateran jungle and it was time to take some breath. i looked around for some comfy spot to lay my butt down on, suddenly I caught sight of something rugged rushing toward me
I turned, and there, behind the bushes, i could see a big boar -sooo horrible with her big fangs, was running after me
I woke up and ran 40 feet more before hopelessly I turned to fight back since, certainly, he ran faster than me, and i didn't want to end up dying with more holes on my ars3. Part of me said, okay, there's no way out now, who's going to hell first. There were some seconds for me to pull out my knife and preparing to fight, since the boar couldn't run easily on such bushy jungle

Suddenly he gave up his effort then slowly turning back. It was not because he was scared of me, he heard his baby crying out loud there by his hotbed, where i laid my butt down on to take some rests without being aware if it was her baby's bed  :O

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 10:25 am
by woof woof !
anfieldadorer wrote:i didn't want to ended up dying with more holes on my ars3.

:D

You were lucky Anni , I saw a wild boar (in captivity) in France , it was the size of a small car . Mean lookin' fker ,wouldn't fancy be chased by one .

PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 12:28 pm
by anfieldadorer
woof woof ! wrote:
anfieldadorer wrote:i didn't want to ended up dying with more holes on my ars3.

:D

You were lucky Anni , I saw a wild boar (in captivity) in France , it was the size of a small car . Mean lookin' fker ,wouldn't fancy be chased by one .

no way, mate  :no
I witnessed my mate being chased by a bear around a palm plantation, still in Sumatera. Fortunately he could manage to grab a bicycle nearby and got rid with it.
Local people laughed him off and told us he should have scared the bear by fire. Fine, next time the bear runs after me, i would collect some logs first, make a fire, and then let the bear continue chasing me.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:45 am
by Judge
anfieldadorer wrote:and i didn't want to end up dying with more holes on my ars3.

what have you been doing AA  :D

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:08 pm
by anfieldadorer
Judge wrote:
anfieldadorer wrote:and i didn't want to end up dying with more holes on my ars3.

what have you been doing AA  :D

keeping my ars3 tight  :D

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:24 pm
by Judge
thought so :D

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:26 pm
by hawkmoon269
AA and Judge, all this talk about ars3s, you two need to get a room, and a jar of vaseline

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:30 pm
by Judge
a jar of marmite :D

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:38 pm
by hawkmoon269
Judge wrote:a jar of marmite :D

You have some sick tastes - you need to set up a website - www.marmitistic-loving.com

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:40 pm
by Judge
we tried, but it came up that it already existed by someone called hawkmoon269...........oops thats you :D

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:43 pm
by hawkmoon269
You can be a moderator on my site if you like.  I have a forum especially designed for sick fucks who like to spread marmite on their genitals before having sex with porcupines and hedgehogs.
:D

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:04 pm
by Judge
oi, i stop at porcupines, you cant near enough to them :D , longer spines

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:06 pm
by jonnymac1979
I did a mad one in Thailand last month but it's well documented elsewhere on this forum.

Sang Som though, a kind of amphetamine laced Vodka and Red Bull drink was a mind blowing drink and a half, after about twenty minutes I'd never felt so euphoric in my life!!!!  Going back next year by all accounts so far, the lads can't wait!!!!

PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:11 pm
by 84-1106852058
Iwent to Hamburg and ate a hambuger.Can I be arrested for this.