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Posted: **Mon May 23, 2005 11:12 am**

a big steaming brown Mr Whippy :wwww

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2005 10:24 am**

....with nuts on top

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2005 10:35 am**

eeeeeee

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2005 10:48 am**

we have two bogs. one is a proper sit down cr@pper and the other is a squat hole in the floor (even though its tiled) for the locals. i always use the sit down one, im scared to squat in case i fall back into my poo

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2005 11:12 am**

first time i ever went to paris it was years ago as a poor student with about £30 worth of francs to last me the weekend. first thing i did when i got there was go and have a coffee in a cafe because i needed a dump, so i go in the bogs and its one of those squat ones. so i drop me keks, squat down and while i'm merrily dumping i see my money falling out of my pocket and disappearing down the hole. and no, i didn't do a trainspotting and dive in after it! spent the whole weekend skint as fuk and slept in a cardbaord box outside the station on the last night.

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2005 11:29 am**

andy_g wrote:first time i ever went to paris it was years ago as a poor student with about £30 worth of francs to last me the weekend. first thing i did when i got there was go and have a coffee in a cafe because i needed a dump, so i go in the bogs and its one of those squat ones. so i drop me keks, squat down and while i'm merrily dumping i see my money falling out of my pocket and disappearing down the hole. and no, i didn't do a trainspotting and dive in after it! spent the whole weekend skint as fuk and slept in a cardbaord box outside the station on the last night.

quality

I saw 3 guys tip over one of those porta-loo's at a festival once. The guy eventully climbed out covered in sh!t, p!ss & that awful smelling cleaning fluid they fill it with. I never use them now, I'd sooner drop a kak behind a hedge and wipe me ar$e with a dock leaf.

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2005 12:08 pm**

andy_g wrote:first time i ever went to paris it was years ago as a poor student with about £30 worth of francs to last me the weekend. first thing i did when i got there was go and have a coffee in a cafe because i needed a dump, so i go in the bogs and its one of those squat ones. so i drop me keks, squat down and while i'm merrily dumping i see my money falling out of my pocket and disappearing down the hole. and no, i didn't do a trainspotting and dive in after it! spent the whole weekend skint as fuk and slept in a cardbaord box outside the station on the last night.

freaky!!

first time I went to Paris I did EXACTLY the same, dropped a load of money down one of those b*stard bloody bogs :angry:

didn't sleep in a box though, slept on a bench at Montparnasse Station then in the doorway of Montparnasse tower when we got booted out of the station :sniffle

I wish I could regail you all with stories of pooing in the streets of Paris but the toilets at Montparnasse Station were commendably clean if I remember rightly

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2005 1:37 pm**

You lot talk the biggest load of :censored:

!!!!

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2005 1:46 pm**

it's true hawky! I only lost a few coins down the bog but was sleeping at the station cos we decided to stay another couple of days after our hostel booking ran out

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2005 2:35 pm**

I've just been for a dump in the work toilets and it was a joy to behold.

Thought I'd share that.

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2005 8:09 pm**

Lee J wrote:....with nuts on top

a big steaming brown Mr Whippy
MMMMMMMMM LOVELY

Posted: **Tue May 24, 2005 9:26 pm**

Man, I can't believe there's been no Roberts in this thread!

Posted: **Wed May 25, 2005 11:09 am**

Hey John Barnes's Granny, you've re-invented yourself? :lookaround

Posted: **Wed May 25, 2005 11:15 am**

At work, just goint to toilet to nuke it

Oh, am I gonna have fun, just feeling sorry for a person who'll walk in after me

Posted: **Wed May 25, 2005 11:43 am**

JBG wrote:Man, I can't believe there's been no Roberts in this thread!

anno ye, he's 45 now and weighs 40 stone

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