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Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:16 am
by account deleted by request
I had to look MDMA up (ecstacy). I feel like I must be the only person over 18 in Britain ,never to have taken or smoked drugs, apart from nicotine and alcohol.
and I have never had a hobnob or a fig roll or even a mince pie! ![sad :(](https://www.liverpoolfc-newkit.co.uk/images/smilies/sad.gif)
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:22 am
by Lando_Griffin
The Lando Griffin biscuit catalogue and rating system:
Arrowroot: Like eating cardboard. Only eaten when there are no alternatives. The soldier no-one likes, but does his job dutifully. Lance-Corporal.
Borbon Creams: SOme are OK, others are rank. Not really a big chocolate fan, but partial to the odd one. Corporal.
Custard Creams: An all-rounder, incapable of rising to the top of the ranks due to lack of drive. Underachieving Sergent.
Digestives: King of the all-rounders. BAsic, sturdy and trustworthy. A good choice for the insecure. Likeable Captain.
Hob Nob: Popular choice, but lacking in the taste department. Like eating straw. Colour Sergent.
Jammy Dodgers: Childish, yet fun. Will never be a high-end achiever, but always good for a laugh. Staff Sergent.
Happy Faces: Creamy Gods. The king of the biscuit empire, and Lord over all the other snacks. MAster of his art, and evergreen conquerer. General.
Fig Rolls: Brother-in-Law of Happy FAces, and slightly less powerful. Still a good choice, with the second highest ranking. Luitenant General.
Chocolate Digestives: Women's digestive. Not a man's biscuit. Sergent Major.
Nice biscuits (Pronounced, "Neece" after the French City): A good choice if you want a dry one. Colonel.
Ginger Nut: THe Chris Evans of the biscuit world, only slightly less annoying. A biscuit should not be spicy. Corporal.
Garibaldi: This is NOT a biscuit. For a cheaper alternative, stick your clagnuts between 2 sheets of Frosties box cardboard and chew. Dishonourable discharge for being sh*t.
To be continued at a later date....
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:04 pm
by mitch22
raisin TRRRIIIIIOOOOOOOOOO