Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 3:16 pmI'll have a Babycham....and give me 2 glazed cherries!
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 3:16 pmPosted: Mon May 16, 2005 3:19 pmIf your giving him cherries Iwant some too.
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 4:22 pmHow's giving away their cherry? RU not selling it on Ebay?
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 5:01 pmhawkmoon269 wrote:Lee J wrote:[Lee J pushes the Marshall to the side and cranks up the Fender Twin]
OK suckers, let try some Elvis.
Weeeellllllllllllll, since ma baby left me..........
No wonder she left you....you can't sing for 5hit
whoa you rotten b@stard. That was a bit below the belt you nasty f@k!
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 5:13 pmLee J wrote:hawkmoon269 wrote:Lee J wrote:[Lee J pushes the Marshall to the side and cranks up the Fender Twin]
OK suckers, let try some Elvis.
Weeeellllllllllllll, since ma baby left me..........
No wonder she left you....you can't sing for 5hit
whoa you rotten b@stard. That was a bit below the belt you nasty f@k!
Sorry....come on over to the bar, and I'll buy you a drink!
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 5:20 pmno ya pussy - outside now!
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 5:20 pmLee J wrote:no ya pussy - outside now!
Steps outside.....
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 5:26 pm[Lee J smacks Hawkmoon right in the snout, he hits the floor like a sack-a-sh!t. Lee J walks back into the bar and rings an ambulance, after he's drank hawkmoons pint and sh@gged his bird] 
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:20 pmLee J wrote:[Lee J smacks Hawkmoon right in the snout, he hits the floor like a sack-a-sh!t. Lee J walks back into the bar and rings an ambulance, after he's drank hawkmoons pint and sh@gged his bird]
Shakes his head - what a woosy punch!
Walks up to Lee, taps him on the shoulder, as he turns round, headbutts him in the face. Smashes his nose, lifts the West Coast Cooler that Lee was drinking and pours it over the bloody mess.
Blows him a kiss, and walks off into the sunset with Charlize Theron
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 8:21 pmThis Pub's gone to the dogs!!!
Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 11:28 pmHeh!.....where's the staff.....I want a Babycham and give the frog a bowl of milk...damn flies!!
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 8:58 amhawkmoon269 wrote:Lee J wrote:[Lee J smacks Hawkmoon right in the snout, he hits the floor like a sack-a-sh!t. Lee J walks back into the bar and rings an ambulance, after he's drank hawkmoons pint and sh@gged his bird]
Shakes his head - what a woosy punch!
Walks up to Lee, taps him on the shoulder, as he turns round, headbutts him in the face. Smashes his nose, lifts the West Coast Cooler that Lee was drinking and pours it over the bloody mess.
Blows him a kiss, and walks off into the sunset with Charlize Theron
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:57 amHow's your nose Lee?
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:59 amdits da bit dore 
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 10:31 amLee J wrote:dits da bit dore
Hopefully the reconstructive surgery will correct that for you? Although, I'd go private if I were you - you don't to end up like Owen Wilson