Liverpool FC Forum

bunglemark2 wrote:

metalhead wrote:congrats joe on your graduation

my commencment is on july 12 and then I'm off to find me a job!! I tried to find some training in London, but they wouldn't give me a work permit unless I go directly to Masters and apply for a student visa (Im not in a hurry). Basically Im trying to find jobs in Dubai now.

Marketing eh? I'm getting a Degree in Bachelor of Science in Banking and Finance.

Anyways mate, goodluck on your job search, the b@stards havn't replied yet (the ones I applied to).

Dear Mr. Metalhead,

Speaking as HR Director for a large multinational, and in possession of your CV, I am sorry to have to inform you that we are unable to offer you a position in our organisation at this point in time.

As you may already know, during the summer months we regularly offer temporary positions to those from disadvantaged backgrounds in an attempt to alleviate the poverty many must endure.

Unfortunately, on this occasion, our burger preparation stations at McDonalds are filled to capacity.

I might suggest KFC ?

Regards,
A. Pie Eater

     

JoeTerp wrote:

Sabre wrote:Congratulations mate!

I always wanted to know, are those graduations as ridiculous as in TV? meaning, do you wear berets which you throw to the sky and all that?

didn't think for one second about actually attending the ceremony. Big waste of time, they don't even call your name at the large university graduation because 6,000 people graduate every year. My father, uncle, and grandfather all attended the same university and none of them attended their ceremonies either. And a lot of places have banned the caps now because a couple years ago someone got their eye poked out after everyone threw them up in the air.


Fear the turtle

Toffeehater wrote:COngrats mate , and i wish you all the best of luck , you're going to need it , lifes not going to be the same again

of course it wont...he'll have to stop drinking everyday now! 

andy_g wrote:its one of those big heavy sheets of waxed fabric that stops things getting wet.

 

Lando_Griffin wrote:But WTF is a terp?

Not again 

Bamaga man wrote:

I didnt even think American Football was big in England

Its not. You'll get a pocket of people in England that will like it, but tiddly winks still tops that as a sport in the UK.

Personally I cant stand the game.

whimps version of Rugby if you ask me....

7_Kewell wrote:

Bamaga man wrote:

I didnt even think American Football was big in England

Its not. You'll get a pocket of people in England that will like it, but tiddly winks still tops that as a sport in the UK.

Personally I cant stand the game.

whimps version of Rugby if you ask me....

  yeah, I guess these "wimps" wear their protection just for fun.

wimps in action