Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:39 amThere's a party in my pants. Would you like to cum?
AussieKopite wrote:my ancestors were criminals so that makes me hard, know what i mean baby
nice chat up line AK
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:39 amPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:49 amnice chat up line AK
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:37 pmget your coat you've pulled.
If you have lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it.
(Look down at you k nob and say) Well its not going to suck itself is it.
F uck me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name helga titsbottom.
If you have lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it.
(Look down at you k nob and say) Well its not going to suck itself is it.
F uck me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name helga titsbottom.
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:40 pmthat's a lovely dress, but it would look a whole lot better on my bedroom floor.
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:46 pmHi my names steve, remember it, because you will be screaming it later 