Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:38 pmi had more runs in Turkey once than the whole of the england team got in the Ashes 
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:38 pmPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:18 pmthats alot of runs phil i bet andrex loved you, unless it was that IZAL paper
i bet andrex loved you, unless it was that IZAL paper Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:30 amIZAL medicated, the public toilet stuff 
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 8:33 amit had a nasty habit of breaking thru when wiping, so your finger did most of the cleaning, plus it was no good after a violent curry the night before, coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 10:51 amJudge wrote:coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:01 amJudge wrote:it had a nasty habit of breaking thru when wiping, so your finger did most of the cleaning, plus it was no good after a violent curry the night before, coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo
i believe the technical term is "strikethrough"?
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:15 amWoollyback wrote:Judge wrote:it had a nasty habit of breaking thru when wiping, so your finger did most of the cleaning, plus it was no good after a violent curry the night before, coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo
i believe the technical term is "strikethrough"?
never heard of strikethrough
btw, i forgot that you can shit volcanic lava, if you mix the curry with a shed load of beer
, then your ring piece would glow in the dark just like an electric hob Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:36 amJudge wrote:Woollyback wrote:Judge wrote:it had a nasty habit of breaking thru when wiping, so your finger did most of the cleaning, plus it was no good after a violent curry the night before, coz yer bums sore after an acid poo resulting from the previous nights vindaloo
i believe the technical term is "strikethrough"?
never heard of strikethrough
btw, i forgot that you can shit volcanic lava, if you mix the curry with a shed load of beer
electric hob Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:38 ami knew you'd understand woolly
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:21 pmsausagedog wrote:IZAL medicated, the public toilet stuff
In India it's the old left hand and water to wash your rse job . It's ok as long as it's YOUR left hand .
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:22 pmgod bless the left hand
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:42 pmYou'll like this one Judge .
Went to a public toilet in a little fishing village in Goa . It was basically a small rattan hut with a raised concrete platform inside . You climbed up on the platform and took you dump down a chute that went out the back of the hut . Peering down it I could see no sign of previous occupants work only a patch of sand with the sun shining on it and there was also a distinct lack of bad odour . "Great" I thought and sqatted down over the chute .As i started expelling the previous nights curry I heard a tremendous grunting sound coming from the area around my ringpiece !
To say I sh'it more than intended would be an understatement , I leapt of the platform wondering what the f'uck was wrong with my a'rse . To my relief my a'rse was ok but the grunting continued . Looking down the chute I saw a big pigs head looking up at me , it was covered in sh'it and was licking it's lips . .
I later discovered that a couple of pigs camped round the back of the bog and ate every thing that came down that chute . Environmentally it worked a treat .
Went to a public toilet in a little fishing village in Goa . It was basically a small rattan hut with a raised concrete platform inside . You climbed up on the platform and took you dump down a chute that went out the back of the hut . Peering down it I could see no sign of previous occupants work only a patch of sand with the sun shining on it and there was also a distinct lack of bad odour . "Great" I thought and sqatted down over the chute .As i started expelling the previous nights curry I heard a tremendous grunting sound coming from the area around my ringpiece !
To say I sh'it more than intended would be an understatement , I leapt of the platform wondering what the f'uck was wrong with my a'rse . To my relief my a'rse was ok but the grunting continued . Looking down the chute I saw a big pigs head looking up at me , it was covered in sh'it and was licking it's lips .
.I later discovered that a couple of pigs camped round the back of the bog and ate every thing that came down that chute . Environmentally it worked a treat .
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:49 pmis that true fucking greedy pigs pmsl
fucking greedy pigs pmslPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:50 pmnever kiss a pig on the lips
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:52 pmandy_g wrote:never kiss a pig on the lips
tell that to lee j