Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2010 11:07 pmHamish McTavish, aged 93 took his wife Ailsa to Loch Shiel were they got engaged - to celebrate their 65th wedding anniversary.
They walked slowly through the fields of Scotland until they came to a particular spot, near the Loch, where there ran a fence dividing the fields.
'This is it Ailsa' Hamish says
'It is aye Hamish' says Ailsa, 'The spot ye proposed to me all those years ago'
'Do ye remember what we did that day Ailsa?' says Hamish
'I do aye Hamish' says Ailsa with a glint in her eye. 'What do ye think Hamish, should we gee it a go?' she said
'Why not Ailsa, for aul time's sake'
Hamish drops his walking stick and Ailsa get up against the fence and hitches up her skirt.
Hamish grabs hold of her and they go at it.
'Haul on a min 'ere' say Hamish 'What the f'uck is goin on?'
Ailsa's goin mad - givin' it loads - buckin and gyrating like a wild animal....
'What the f'uck Ailsa?' Hamish says, but Ailsa's too busy riding away like a woman possessed.....
Finally Hamish drags Ailsa off him, stunned and worn out.
'What came over ye love?' he says, 'It wasnae as good as that 65 years ago when we first did it??'
'Aye Hamish - and 65 years ago that fence wasnae electrified!'
They walked slowly through the fields of Scotland until they came to a particular spot, near the Loch, where there ran a fence dividing the fields.
'This is it Ailsa' Hamish says
'It is aye Hamish' says Ailsa, 'The spot ye proposed to me all those years ago'
'Do ye remember what we did that day Ailsa?' says Hamish
'I do aye Hamish' says Ailsa with a glint in her eye. 'What do ye think Hamish, should we gee it a go?' she said
'Why not Ailsa, for aul time's sake'
Hamish drops his walking stick and Ailsa get up against the fence and hitches up her skirt.
Hamish grabs hold of her and they go at it.
'Haul on a min 'ere' say Hamish 'What the f'uck is goin on?'
Ailsa's goin mad - givin' it loads - buckin and gyrating like a wild animal....
'What the f'uck Ailsa?' Hamish says, but Ailsa's too busy riding away like a woman possessed.....
Finally Hamish drags Ailsa off him, stunned and worn out.
'What came over ye love?' he says, 'It wasnae as good as that 65 years ago when we first did it??'
'Aye Hamish - and 65 years ago that fence wasnae electrified!'
