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Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:35 pm**

THA ANCHERLOTTY FELLA LOOKS LIKE BENNY ARRA CROSSROADS

THAT GEORGE OSBORN :censored:

IS WHITER THAN THE WERMS IN ME TERDS

SIX FREY BENTOS PIES AN A SUNBLEST LOAF FOR ME DINNER

GONNA AVE A SARA LEE GATO FOR ME AFTERS

WATCHIN BABESTATION IN BED WI ME TART

JUST PURRA TERD IN THE BLUENOSE :censored:

NEXT DOORS EGGSORST PIPE 12:22

HAHAHAHAHA HE'S KNOCKIN ON ME DOOR 12:23

HES STILL KNOCKIN 12:24

HES GONE 12:25

:laugh:

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:36 pm**

NANNY RED wrote:

SOME WOMAN JUST RANG UP ME OUSE RIGHT AN IM THINKIN AYE AYE WHO'S THIS LIKE AN SHE GOES OOOOH ELLO IS MR ROBERTS THERE AN I GOES YER WHA AN SHE GOES IS MR ROBERTS THERE AN IM THINKIN AYE AYE WHO'S THIS MR ROBERTS LIKE AN SO I GOES NO AN SHE GOES OOOH SORRY LUV I MUST AVE THE WRONG NUMBER AN I GOES OW BIG ARE YER TI.TS GIRL AN SHE GOES EXCUSE ME AN I GOES OW BIG ARE YER TIT.S AND SHE GOES YOU SHUD BE ASHAMED OF YER SELF AN IM THINKIN AYE AYE THEY MUST BE MASSIVE RIGHT AND SO I LOBS ME BELLEND OUT RIGHT ANG ON ME PHONES GOIN

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:36 pm**

OW DID ARBELOA BLAG HIS WAY TO MADRID

:laugh:

Posted: **Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:37 pm**

JUST LET ONE GO IN ME TARTS FACE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:laugh:

This guy is funny

Posted: **Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:04 pm**

VOTE MY MUMS COLA AT THE NEXT ELECTION ERE YARR ERE ARE SOME OF ME POLICIES
NUMBER ONE EVRYONE GETS A FREE SAYERS PASTIE EVERY DAY
NUMBER TWO EVERYONE GETS A FREE CAN OF DANDYLINE AN BERDOCK WHEN YER BUY SOME CHIPPY CHIPS
NUMBER THREE WOODISON PARK WILL BE TERNED INTO A MASSIVE SAYERS
NUMBER FOUR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM WILL BE BINNED OFF AN TERNED INTO THIS INSTEAD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl3PYk_s4Kk
NUMBER FIVE THERELL BE A NATIONAL SHOP WOBBLE DAY WHERE YER CAN WOBBLE A BIRDS KNOCKERS IN THE SHOP
NUMBER SIX THE MONEY SPENT OF THAT 3D SMERFS FILM WILL BE GIVEN TO MEFFS WHO DONT AVE AN OUSE
NUMBER SEVEN BABESTATION WILL BE MADE IN MY OUSE
NUMBER NINE AIRPLANES WILL BE BANNED THERE NOT SAFE
NUMBER TEN SO WILL CARS
VOTE COLA YERS KNOW IT MAKES SENSE

Posted: **Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:50 pm**

Ciggy wrote:
NANNY RED wrote::laugh: Eating a chip cob an ive just spat it out nearly choking laughing Caramac, cash for gold

Ive just added more read the bottom im in tears

If you want another laugh watch this video it takes a few seconds before it plays, Wigan, Bolton & Burnleys finest.

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/music-world/donk

Yeh just put a donk on it :laugh:

Posted: **Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:55 pm**

RED BEERGOGGLES wrote:
Ciggy wrote:

wouldn't mind being the meat in their sandwhich

:pirate

Posted: **Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:04 pm**

PUTTIN SOME HIGH KARATE TALC ON ME BALLS :laugh:

Posted: **Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:11 pm**

OH HELLO ARE YOU THE HOMEOWNER AN I GOES YER WHA AND HE GOES ARE YOU THE HOMEOWNER RIGHT AN IM THINKIN AYE AYE HES FROM THE SOCIAL RIGHT :laugh:

Posted: **Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:37 pm**

fecking brilliant :laugh:

Posted: **Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:53 pm**

GOIN TO ETHEL AUSTINS TO GET SOME SUZZIES FOR ME TARTS BIRTHDAY :laugh:

Posted: **Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:56 pm**

RED BEERGOGGLES wrote:GOIN TO ETHEL AUSTINS TO GET SOME SUZZIES FOR ME TARTS BIRTHDAY

Posted: **Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:46 pm**

READIN THE PAPER ON THE LAV

Posted: **Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:12 pm**

RED BEERGOGGLES wrote:GOIN TO ETHEL AUSTINS TO GET SOME SUZZIES FOR ME TARTS BIRTHDAY

me stomachs hurting with laughing

Posted: **Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:59 pm**

YERRRRSSSSS FECKIN AVE THA YER SIX TOED TW@TS

YEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSS EVEN BABEL WIRRIS MINGE SCORED

YERRRRSSSS AQUALAD

YEERRRRRS GO ED TORRES AN WELL IN GERRARD FOR GIVIN THA TW@T BROWN A BELT :laugh:

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