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Posted: **Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:49 am**

Yes, lighten up, precisely. These girlies need to practice topless and free themselves.

Posted: **Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:40 pm**

Vincent Vulgaria,

OK, it's a made up country, but I did stay at a place in Africa were the landlord had declared it to be the Vulgarian Embassy, they had a flag with the motto "Daingreach Air Sid" , think it meant " Keep on Puffin " and they did, in between tokes they made me their defense attache Vincent Vulgaria :cool:

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ps. I'm convinced that Joe Terp is actually a pimp

Way to go Joe

Posted: **Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:51 pm**

you wouldn't think I was a pimp if you saw how I acted around them. Lets just say I have a very hard time saying no

Posted: **Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:55 pm**

And Sabes, I have another really hot friend, who hits the exact same pose EVERY time she is in a picture, its very strange, but in regular life she is really hot. She got a boob job for graduating college which I originally thought was not neccessary, but since I wasn't going to be feeling them anyway, can't say I am complaining now.

Posted: **Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:59 pm**

I gotta agree with sabre here, bunch of fakers.. I'd rather go for the kooky mate who hasnt been used non stop by the american football team
(disclaimer to joe - no offence, im sure they are lovely gals, but not my thing)

Signed: Dawson Duetchland

Posted: **Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:09 pm**

JoeTerp wrote:And Sabes, I have another really hot friend, who hits the exact same pose EVERY time she is in a picture, its very strange, but in regular life she is really hot. She got a boob job for graduating college which I originally thought was not neccessary, but since I wasn't going to be feeling them anyway, can't say I am complaining now.

Mate, you don't "really" look like your Avatar, do you ? :rasp

Cos if you do, it's probably no surprise that hell would freeze over before you got the chance to give ANY of those lassies a rattle....

Posted: **Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:07 pm**

no they for the most part are NOT lovely gals. In college I only met two drop-dead geogreous girls that were also really nice to everybody, but they both also could turn bat-sh.ite crazy on their boyfriends at the drop of a hat. Most of the other really good looking ones were total bit.ches 80% of the time. 7-7.5/10 is your ideal range imo.

and no I don't actually look a whole lot different than my avatar. But in my experience I have found that that doesn't count for everything. Its got a lot more to do with confidence.

Posted: **Mon Aug 24, 2009 6:24 pm**

JoeTerp wrote:you wouldn't think I was a pimp if you saw how I acted around them. Lets just say I have a very hard time saying no

Joe , you're either a pimp for all those college girls or more plausibly the mayor of London.

Come clean Joe, we have photographic evidence

Joe negotiates new flesh trade agreement at Londons Grosvenor hotel

Posted: **Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:50 am**

the fitter a girl, the more likely she is to be a complete fruit loop. ha, like we're interested in their personality

woolly thereisnocountrystartingwithaWsoi'mnotplaying

Posted: **Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:32 am**

woolly thereisnocountrystartingwithaWsoi'mnotplaying

Wallis & Futuna Islands

Western Samoa

Posted: **Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:07 pm**

woolly thereisnocountrystartingwithaWsoi'mnotplaying

Wallis & Futuna Islands

Western Samoa

and wales, ya twonk

Posted: **Tue Aug 25, 2009 12:41 pm**

d'oh!

well no countries beginning with a W that i'd wanna be associated with anyway :laugh:

Posted: **Tue Aug 25, 2009 1:48 pm**

Dom Congo

Sounds like a private eye :nod

Posted: **Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:11 pm**

Woollyback wrote:
JoeTerp wrote:
Ben Patrick wrote:
JoeTerp wrote:If we have to pick foreign countries, could fancy a bird named Georgia Jordan. I knew a girl in college named Georgia and she was smoking hot, and then I sort of knew a girl named Jordan and she was model hot, might have to even post some picks later, she was crazy hot.

we're all waiting for these pics Joe

i need to come to america again, the last time i was there i was getting married so that was a bit of a spanner in the works but i hear the american birds LOVE an english accent and it would be a total sh@gfest. for everyone apart from me that is - i'm welsh

pmsl

Posted: **Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:14 pm**

andy_g wrote:
woolly thereisnocountrystartingwithaWsoi'mnotplaying

Wallis & Futuna Islands

Western Samoa

and wales, ya twonk

And Wussia...

Least, that's what Jonathan Ross said last weekend... :lookaround

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