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Posted: **Wed Nov 15, 2006 8:28 pm**

taff wrote:I'd shove it all on red and hope for the best. Imagine the adrenaline rush gambling 100,000,000 would give you

Bloody hell Taff! I couldnt watch someone else do that nevermind do it myself. My nerves are going at just the thought.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:49 am**

liquer and porn.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 6:56 am**

taff wrote:I'd shove it all on red and hope for the best. Imagine the adrenaline rush gambling 100,000,000 would give you

I know you're joking, but can you imagine the Casino owner's face if you bet that much!?!

In the highly unlikely event that the bet was accepted and you won, you wouldn't get out the door before your feet were set in concrete.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:12 am**

Actually on topic, the first thing I'd do is go down to the nearest Jaguar dealership and buy a brand-spanking new, XKR supercharged 4.2 with all the trimmings.

Jet black, with top-knacker interior.

Then, after razzing round for a couple of minutes, I'd fill the petrol tank up again, and razz off to the estate agents, to find the biggest, funkiest mansion they have to offer.

Something with a pool, indoor 5 a side pitch, tennis courts, cinema room and sh*tloads of bedrooms, so I could have as many people stay over as I wanted.

Then, I'd look into buying a log cabin in the snowy mountains of Canada, as a retreat from urban and suburban bullsh*t.

I'd presumably have about £90m left, so I'd give my family and friends some (a total of £20m should be enough), leaving a nice little nest egg of £70m burning a hole in my pocket. £10m to Cancer Research, and Bob's your Uncle. £60m, which through fantastic interest rates will be about £80m again by the end of the year.

Then when I'm a bit bored, I'd set about fitting a supremely suped-up engine to a bag of nails (maybe a Vauxhall Viva), so I could pull up beside some rude-boy pr*ck at the Traffic lights, coax him into a race, let him get about 20 foot ahead, then leave him a faceful of fart as I roar past him laughing.

The embarrassment I'd cause the little oik would be worth it.

Then I'd target the c*nts who think they're God's gift because they're in a BMW or a Porche. VVVVVVVVRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! - EAT THAT YOU PONCY WANKBANDITS!!!!!!!!!!

I'd want a wood in my back garden aswell, so I could stage regular paintballing sessions. I'd also get a f*cking great big menage and about 20 stables for the woman's horses.

(They'd have to be down the other end of the grounds of Lando Towers, though, as horses stink.) I'd set up a cable-car to get her to and from the equine reekers safely. (I'm so kind, aren't I?

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Then I'd wait. Wait and see what else takes my fancy. Obviously a season ticket and shares in LFC are a given.

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:16 pm**

i'd take all of this forum out on a booze fuelled bender to thailand to see peewee

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:18 pm**

Judge wrote:i'd take all of this forum out on a booze fuelled bender to thailand to see peewee

Well said

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:20 pm**

taff wrote:
Judge wrote:i'd take all of this forum out on a booze fuelled bender to thailand to see peewee

Well said

thanks taff.

under 18's would have to drink still umbongo, whilst we could have the alcoholic umbongo punch for us voters

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:21 pm**

i wouldnt spend a penny on you reprobates. in fact, id buy out this site and have it closed down or changed into an on-line tizer memorabilia store

mwahahahaha

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:23 pm**

Will there be free tizer

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:23 pm**

right dawson crossed off the trip to thailand

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:26 pm**

free tizer to all people that can proove they are not welsh.

And as for the thailand thing... when I win the liottery i will ban all flights for a year to and from thailand

:angry:

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:45 pm**

One thing i have always wanted to do is own a street where all of my closest family and friends could live. I grew up in a street with some great people and are still good friends to this day. I would love it if one day we could all move to the same street again and reunite, football in the streets again.

One of my main ambitions and one that could come true with the help of the lottery is to own a sports bar where my mates could help me run it.

Plasma TV's everywhere with sport on non stop, pool tables, darts, snooker, table football, hot girls as waitresses, staff that are like family, good food, nice beer, poker nights, regular leagues and competitions, function room, you could even have a small room with comfortable chairs and a giant plasma where groups can hire it out to watch footy in their own company to avoid those annoying people spouting out through the whole game and getting in the way. There would obviously be a Liverpool supporters club too. The place would have everything, i mean everything. Gerrard and Fowler can officially open the place for me.

Maybe one day aye!

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:30 pm**

First things first-snooker table, er no..a house with a big basement that I could fit it in. I'd dec it out proper mint like. Then I would exist in a Hugh Heffneresq fashion, bulbing chicks all day. :cool:

Posted: **Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:54 pm**

dawson99 wrote:free tizer to all people that can proove they are not welsh.

And as for the thailand thing... when I win the liottery i will ban all flights for a year to and from thailand

Stick you tizer up your :oh:

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