Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:49 pmdawson99 wrote:i love your chin, would look a lot nicer with my balls resting on it tho
hahahahaa! funny bizness, luv this thread!
hahahahaa! funny bizness, luv this thread!
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Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 3:49 pmhahahahaa! funny bizness, luv this thread!
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:05 pmWhats the most important thing in the world!!? Money yeah! Ive got lots! Lets @uck!!!
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 4:18 pmlets see if you make the same noises as your nan did last night
Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:51 pmill i say is "hey hows it going"
and they all come running
and they all come running
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:36 amThe Canadian Red Army wrote:ill i say is "hey hows it going"
and they all come running
CRA you big stud you Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:56 amFancy taking over from Winston?
Who's Winston?
Oh he's a w*nker.
Who's Winston?
Oh he's a w*nker.
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:09 amYou'd be good looking with a different face.
I like your body, but can I put a paper bag over your head?
Do you come here often?
"How much does this weigh?" Says him. She says: "How much does what weigh?" At which point you stick your nob in her hand.
I want to have intercourse with you. Intercourse with you oh yeah yeah oh. Intercourse with you hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!!! Relations. Intercourse with you hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!!!! (Sung).
You have to be this beautiful (point to the top of their head, then down to their feet) to ride the Griffin!!!!!
Can I give you bum love?
Can I buy you a drink, love?
"Would you like a drink gorgeous?" (Him) "Yes, go on then." (Her) "Suck on this for five minutes then!" (You can guess the gender!!!!!)
Do I know you?...Yes!!! You said you'd buy me a drink the next time you saw me!!!! (She says: I've never met you, creep.) You say - Oh thats right, I was banging your mum for a while, sorry. Fancy a
?
Is that your fanny or the Niagra Falls?
Are you turned on, or have I p*ssed my pants?
Fancy cumming in my trouser tent?
I'd love to see my spunk on your eyelashes.
Excuse me, may I buy you a drink? I think you are absolutley stunning. The best looking girl I've ever seen.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, may I buy you a drink? (She says yes) I thought I'd better offer, otherwise you'll be here all night scaring off the customers.
I like your body, but can I put a paper bag over your head?
Do you come here often?
"How much does this weigh?" Says him. She says: "How much does what weigh?" At which point you stick your nob in her hand.
I want to have intercourse with you. Intercourse with you oh yeah yeah oh. Intercourse with you hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!!! Relations. Intercourse with you hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!!!! (Sung).
You have to be this beautiful (point to the top of their head, then down to their feet) to ride the Griffin!!!!!
Can I give you bum love?
Can I buy you a drink, love?
"Would you like a drink gorgeous?" (Him) "Yes, go on then." (Her) "Suck on this for five minutes then!" (You can guess the gender!!!!!)
Do I know you?...Yes!!! You said you'd buy me a drink the next time you saw me!!!! (She says: I've never met you, creep.) You say - Oh thats right, I was banging your mum for a while, sorry. Fancy a
?Is that your fanny or the Niagra Falls?
Are you turned on, or have I p*ssed my pants?
Fancy cumming in my trouser tent?
I'd love to see my spunk on your eyelashes.
Excuse me, may I buy you a drink? I think you are absolutley stunning. The best looking girl I've ever seen.
Excuse me.
Excuse me, may I buy you a drink? (She says yes) I thought I'd better offer, otherwise you'll be here all night scaring off the customers.
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:09 amLando my dear friend, you are a scary guy, but trust me i'll be trying out some of these lines in my new local tonight
Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:46 ami particularly like the "can i spunk on yer eyelashes" one, what woman could resist!?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:00 amwrighty (not mark!) wrote:How about the old phoenix nights quoting song titles one's!?
'Anything I do, I'd do it for you.'
and the best one....
'Im horny.Horny Horny Horny.' hahaha!
Another classic from Phoenix Nights....
"evening luv, nice legs...what time do they open ?
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:14 am
wanna dance?
yes i do good now fc.uk off and dance while i chat up your matePosted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:01 amandy_g wrote:"fancy a shag?"
"no"
"well would you mind lying down while i have one?"
you have a baby now dont ya
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:43 amFuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
or
Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
or
Come on, you can't get pregnant again.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:00 amgod youve nice tits, and yes i am talking to your face
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:01 amwine me, dine me, 69 me