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Posted: **Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:50 pm**

stmichael wrote:Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Scorpio (October 24 - November 22)

I know this is petty, and it won't matter to anyone else, but it's the principle, isn't it?

Posted: **Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:54 am**

back by popular demand after nearly 4 years.

Taurus (21 April-21 May)

Today, you can look a gift horse in the mouth. This way you can see what crawled up the gift giver's butt, too.

Gemini (22 May-21 June)

Long-winded rambling voicemail messages coming at you all day.

Cancer (22 June-22 July)

Go get 'em tiger! They certainly aren't coming to you.

Leo (23 July-22 August)

You have two pairs of pants that look absolutely horrible on you in your closet right now. Throw them out. Just throw them out.

Virgo (23 August-21 September)

Your full-o- :censored:

meter is well-tuned and highly functioning. Today is a good day to cast judgment on others.

Libra (22 September-22 October)

View mayonnaise with an incredibly critical eye today. Consider yourself warned. Some good stuff might happen to you today, but it won't matter if you don't take the advice on the mayo.

Scorpio (23 October-21 November)

Problems seem easily solvable--when they are happening to someone else. Ignore condescending advice from others and loaded firearms.

Sagittarius (22 November-21 December)

An incompetent co-worker will cause you more work. Suppress the urge to do nasty things to his coffee mug.

Capricorn (22 December-20 January)

You are likely to put your foot in your mouth. Luckily, there is plenty of room.

Aquarius (21 January-19 February)

Your losing streak is about to end. Keep gambling.

Pisces (20 February-20 March)

Your computer is on the verge of a major bitch fit. Stop clicking so much and back up data.

Posted: **Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:01 am**

I'm aquarious ... and that's just what I wanted to hear...

So far I've lost £45 betting on the world cup and not won a thing (bl00dy Italy put pay to my big windfall), but I now fully believe that I should keep on gambling...

Posted: **Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:02 pm**

why is cancer always a sh'it read ??

Posted: **Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:41 pm**

My sig has inspired you hasnt it mick?

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