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woof woof ! wrote:

Lando_Griffin wrote:

Woollyback wrote:

Lando_Griffin wrote:Emma Forbes is a good one, too. I'd happily go to work on her...

oh mate, emma forbes is a feckin hurricane force honey


now this one is a bit more challenging - this mindy sanghera bird murdered a pregnant woman and has got sent down for 400 years or something. it's such a shame, the murder took place a mile away from where i live but i think she's quite fit and wouldn't have minded administering a little woolly-love before the daft bat went and got herself locked up   

Now she IS f*cking fit.

Thank the Lord for conjugal visits!

F'ucks sake ,Gobs out of alignment (always a dead give away for twisted personality) and her collar bones have got less meat on them than a dry cleaners coat hanger,I imagine her beaver resembles a welcome mat in the bottom of a skip ! AND you think she's fit ?   

There's desperate and then there's "never actually had a women before"