Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:59 pmI have been going out with a girl for three days and I wondering when I should move to "2nd BASE".
When she's old enough!
When she's old enough!
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When is the time right ? ? - You know, for 2nd base
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Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:59 pmWhen she's old enough!
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:08 pmif you cant get get one at 32 get two at 16
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:13 pmHonolulu Bob wrote:judge wrote:get her to give you head, with her teeth out of course:D
And they said romance was dead.....
RAFLMAO
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:29 pmstick it in her rusty bullet hole leon. fick her till shes sore mate. then tell her she deserved it
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:31 pmjudge wrote:stick it in her rusty bullet hole leon. fick her till shes sore mate. then tell her she deserved it
Won't somebody PLLLLLEEEAAAASSSSEEEEEE think of the children
Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:33 pmok, but i'm not into children simic! 
leon wanted to know all debauchery, so many of us have advised him. we will try to remember the watershed. anyway they should be at school, or doing homework etc
leon wanted to know all debauchery, so many of us have advised him. we will try to remember the watershed. anyway they should be at school, or doing homework etc
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 3:51 pmCan't believe nobody even asked.... so how was 2nd base Leon?? 
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 6:15 pmLeon
This is all about you mate, when yer ready just help yourself. Its only when you propose that you worry about her and then when yerve married her its back to doing whats right for you.
As the saying goes "a limp phali* never won a faint heart"
This is all about you mate, when yer ready just help yourself. Its only when you propose that you worry about her and then when yerve married her its back to doing whats right for you.
As the saying goes "a limp phali* never won a faint heart"
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 8:56 pmlol 
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:31 pmTaff
I think White Lightning instead of Strongbow its cheaper.
I think White Lightning instead of Strongbow its cheaper.
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:33 pmIf she really loved yer she have her front teeth taken out for yer so as not to damage yer brains.
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:35 pmJust remember if yer do the business and leave a skiddy on the sheets when she's out of the room turn it round onto her side
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:38 pmAnother top tip is to stick yer finger up her ar*e this forces her to sqeeze her cheeks together and then it feels better for you. She might end up with a sore ar*e but she'll get over it.
Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 9:39 pmLeon
Yer gettin years of experience her so lap it up mate and yer wont go wrong.....not that it ever helped me
Yer gettin years of experience her so lap it up mate and yer wont go wrong.....not that it ever helped me
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 8:30 amkindaconfused seems to like this site?