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Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:41 pmby bunglemark2
My wife told me I was immature and needed to grow up...So guess who is not allowed in my tree-house now!
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Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:42 pmby bunglemark2
Englishman takes his goldfish to the vet and says its got epilepsy.
The vet says "it looks calm enough to me." Englishman says "I haven't taken it out the bowl yet!"
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Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:44 pmby 7_Kewell
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower the other day
I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.”
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Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:48 pmby Kharhaz
The English football team was examined by a medical panel and pronounced fit for FA.
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Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:30 pmby bunglemark2
I wrote to jimmy Savile when I was a kid:
Dear Jim
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please can you fix it for me to get my stammer fixed.
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:48 pmby kalos
Observations were asked for initially....mine is...
Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:54 pmby dawson99
can mute people burp?
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:16 pmby Dundalk
Carlton Cole
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:18 pmby dawson99
Rafa Benitez
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:19 pmby dawson99
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:44 pmby OneHotRed
keep the 
jokes coming, im chuckling here 
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:50 pmby dawson99
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: Because he overswept.
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:53 pmby metalhead
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:57 pmby dawson99
cats rock
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Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:02 pmby metalhead
cats are awesome 
