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Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:10 pm**

Anything Fergie says.

Posted: **Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:06 pm**

There was a skit on one of the radio stations this week....suggesting the govt. introduce a tax on stupid sayings....or words that people use ALL the time, like the word "recession".....anybody found using that word should be fined on the spot....
Personally, I'd fine the missus every time she calls my name 'cos it generally means a) she's narked, b) she wants some money, c) she wants me to do something, or d) she just can't bear to see me sit in front of the box, having a cuppa and enjoying my own company....

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:54 am**

"Chill out" is the single most annoying phrase ever coined.

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:09 am**

Effes wrote:cheap at half the price

Of course its fukkin cheap at half the fukkin price!

it can also not be cheap at half the price mate, if the original price was more than double the value of the item, half price would still be expensive

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:20 am**

just passing bigmick's message:

'get well in'

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:45 pm**

"How are you ? "

FFS even the check out ladies at the supermarket ask this,

AS IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THEY GIVE A SHI'T .

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:50 pm**

When a woman asks you if what they are wearing is nice

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
nice....Really

I dont care, just c'mon please

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:50 pm**

'Wake up and smell the coffee' - wtf? I'd be worried if I did wake up and smelt coffee as neither me or my lass like the stuff. could only mean one thing, i'm in someone elses bed - lol :laugh:

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:52 pm**

Dundalk wrote:When a woman asks you if what they are wearing is nice

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
nice....Really

I dont care, just c'mon please

'Does my bum look big in this' - Yep, your bum looks big in anything dear, cos your bum is... well, big. Now come on fat ar$e, taxi's waiting.

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:53 pm**

If you think you're fat, you probably are..

Don't ask us.

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:02 pm**

pmsl leej and dundalk

if i said any of that to the misses i would be fecked

anyway "it's all relevant" is something that gets me pi*ssed off

there are a few on here that i use: to be honest ( this does not mean i am about to lie ) and to be fair ( not sure why or where it come from but it's just something that i use?? )

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:09 pm**

Kharhaz wrote:At the end of the day: Mostly used by footballers who have to give interviews and just want to sod off and spend there money or do there missus, you get the idea. It is usually an interview finisher, when a player says this it usually means, I DONT KNOW YOUR SCARING ME WITH ALL YOUR BIG WORDS !

Watching Football Focus and Sky Sports on Saturday lunchtime , "at the end of the day" was used at least a dozen times, Paul Merson said it three times in less than a minute. :laugh:

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:17 pm**

Paul Merson says 'beans and toast' as slang for post

I was watching Soccer Saturday a few weeks ago and he shouted "Oh and hes just hit the beans and toast".

I swear to God if I was Jeff Stelling I would have taken of my shoe and beat him to a pulp there and then

A Clown of a man

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:20 pm**

you'd need an excuse to beat old 'coke nose' with a shoe??

wierd

Posted: **Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:34 pm**

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Pointless phrases, - Or are they?