Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:44 pmHow about burny poos? I dont think there is anything worse than having a dump that leaves your backside feeling like its on fire and the toilet roll feel likes sandpaper ! Of course there are different ones theres the Bomber poos, the ones where it feels like a 30 stone bloke just jumped into a pool of water, or the ghost one, you know you dropped something but the toilets as clean as a whistle and even the muddy waterfall, the one where your backside belches and there it is on the back of the loo.........actually thinking about it no, that wouldnt make a good topic......