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woof woof ! wrote:I did karate for a couple of years , certainly reinforces your confidence , however the first time I attempted to employ it for real I was in a bar and fairly drunk, started to stand on one leg to deliver a roundhouse kick and promptly fell over .

My enemy stood there looking at me with a puzzled wtf expression, giving me just enough time to get up, and t'wat him over the head with a handy beer bottle, which didn't even break

We both got slung out and ended up laughing and buying each other a pint at another a bar down the road.

Drunken Master is the way to go . 

That's a nice story. 

Maybe a stupid question, but what's the typical reason you pick up a fight up there with some guy when drunk?

Here the reasons tend to be quite stupid, most common ones

a) I don't like how you're looking at me. Depending on the answer, you pick a fight or not

b) talking with a girl and the guy thinks you shouldn't.

daxy1 wrote:mate the best way to test if it works is next time yer out on the lash find the biggest scariest
fecker yer can and run up behind him and ram yer finger up his ar$e right up to the knuckle
and say whats up yer knuckle draggin swamp donkey yer mam loves it
and i can guarentee you will find out if you are good enough or have the right mentality
if you need any more help give me a holla and ill sort yer out mush! 

ps let me know how yer get on

Daxy has spoken ..................

Sabre wrote:For what is worth the words of my maestro were much more conservative than those of your teacher. He said  that in cases we were asked for money with a knife, we shouldn't be stupid and put our risk in our life.

that's the bottom line. after all how much do we ever carry in our wallets? £100 max? i'd quite happily lose £100 to not be stabbed.

give him the money and get a very good look at his face. then if ever you see him again on his own, take him by surprise and administer justice