Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:23 amJerkin the gherkin 
Only one?
You aint normal if you don't "throw one over the thumb" at very regular intervals - it used to be over me shoulder but I'm not so energetic nowadays.
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:23 amPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:28 am"knocking one out"
Only one?
You aint normal if you don't "throw one over the thumb" at very regular intervals - it used to be over me shoulder but I'm not so energetic nowadays.
Only one?
You aint normal if you don't "throw one over the thumb" at very regular intervals - it used to be over me shoulder but I'm not so energetic nowadays.
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:29 amchokin the chicken 
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:33 ammassaging your german
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:41 amthat sounds painful
Yeh indeed. That's what we call "to have the eggs full of love" around here
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:45 amsmeg, the only purpose of having a bell end is to stop your had slipping of the end
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:46 amhand shandy
blue vein shuffle
blue vein shuffle
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:47 am
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:48 am"Pulling the goalie" (very NHL)
"painting the ceiling"
"making a milkshake"
"painting the ceiling"
"making a milkshake"
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:58 amI have only just realised what this thread is all about!!!
And the answer to Smeg's question..... I would not class it as being unfaithful. What man out there dont "choke the chicken" over the thought of a girl he seen earlier in the street?? He would'nt be normal if he did'nt. As far as I am concered, they are harmless fantasies.
And the answer to Smeg's question..... I would not class it as being unfaithful. What man out there dont "choke the chicken" over the thought of a girl he seen earlier in the street?? He would'nt be normal if he did'nt. As far as I am concered, they are harmless fantasies.
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:24 pmkazza 1 wrote:...What man out there dont "choke the chicken" over the thought of a girl he seen earlier in the street?? ...
Whaaat? They're in the street? Whats the point of having broadband then (zip..lob)
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:36 pmJimmy Floyd (Hasselbaink)
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:48 pmpeelin yer banana
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 1:51 pmLMAO at the way peewee changed his sig:
this is smeg being unfaithful
this is smeg being unfaithful
Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 2:02 pmHam shank.
Summoning the Genie.
Rubbing the rolling pin.
Digging for Oil.
Crafty spank.
Buffing the Banana.
Drain the Lizard.
Pounding the flounder.
Mayo making.
Spank the Frank.
Wax the Carrot.
Summoning the Genie.
Rubbing the rolling pin.
Digging for Oil.
Crafty spank.
Buffing the Banana.
Drain the Lizard.
Pounding the flounder.
Mayo making.
Spank the Frank.
Wax the Carrot.