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Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2005 11:02 pm**

God the're not spiders the're fookin Aliens!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:05 am**

Mikz wrote:At least them Bigger ones wouldnt be able to get away or hide and wait for another chance AND we could train our dogs to kill them

I think they'd kill the dogs!!!!!

Spiders are fooking scary. Despite the fact that they kill flies (not enough, as flies are everywhere!), I hate the little (or big!) b*stards.
I wont touch any of the ferkers.

:sniffle

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:38 am**

i wouldnt like to be a male spider, as the females eat them after their only shag.

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2005 12:44 pm**

Anyone ever read the article about the guy who had a spider in his ear?

True bill, he kept getting pain's in his lughole so he went to the Doctors who could find anything wrong and sent him home. The pain stayed though and got worse, so he went to the Doc again who ( on the second time round ) found a spider and it's egg's lead in the man's ear. F*cking creepy if you ask me, imagine that!

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:23 pm**

spiders are cool, i dont mind them as they are clean. flies are dirty b@stards and dont even get me started on cockroaches, the b@stards here in Malaysia are huge, many a night ive been chased by them. i think they wait for me.

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:56 pm**

peewee wrote:spiders are cool, i dont mind them as they are clean. flies are dirty b@stards and dont even get me started on cockroaches, the b@stards here in Malaysia are huge, many a night ive been chased by them. i think they wait for me.

thank god your off to thailand then!!, then you can be chased by a bird with a big cock instead

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2005 8:32 pm**

remember them desert spiders in iraq they where freaky .... until we found out they were fake

Posted: **Thu Oct 27, 2005 1:02 am**

Dundalk wrote:remember them desert spiders in iraq they where freaky .... until we found out they were fake

Urban Myth apparently!....... So, it should be safe over in those arab countrys, chill out on the sand, have a picnic, sit in front of the fire enjoying the desert night.........NO FU*KIN WAY! Even if it is fake, i still aint givin it the benefit of the doubt.
This spider can run at about 10 MPH (rumoured to 25 MPH), can jump many feet in the air and can grow to be the size of a dinner plate - AAAAaaaarrrghhh! - I FU*KIN HATE EM! :no

heres a link to some video footage of one eatin a lizard - AAAAaaaarrrgghhh!!!

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:22 pm**

been done barry

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:39 pm**

neil wrote:been done barry

Never new about this one either!
Sorry again neil...your just picking on me cause i laughed at your sign keen thread ya bast@rd!! :laugh:

Posted: **Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:30 pm**

Number 9 wrote:
neil wrote:been done barry

Never new about this one either!
Sorry again neil...your just picking on me cause i laughed at your sign keen thread ya bast@rd!!

damn right, feel the wrath! :eyebrow

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