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Posted: **Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:55 pm**

Lee J wrote:ah yeah JBG, you had the shit kicked out of ya by sly didnt you, I remember now. You gonna make a comeback and try again?

I'd do anything for the money.

Posted: **Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:50 pm**

A.B. wrote:Poor attempt by Stalone to earn some more money.

bet every one goes and sees it... i read in nuts the other week is clubber lang. mr T

Posted: **Thu Oct 13, 2005 11:06 pm**

The title of the new rocky movie is going to be ........
wait for it............

ROCKY VI: Clash of the health grills!! :rasp

To be closely followed by the rocky cooking hour on ITV 2!!!!

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:23 am**

ROCKY VI: Clash of the health grills!!

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:00 am**

Rocky is forced out of retirement when his son is kidnapped and to secure his release Rocky has to participate in an international all styles martial arts death match competition held in north korea .He successfully kills another boxer (clubber lang ) a sumo wrestler (Asashoryu) a Wu Shu champion (Jet Lee) a Thai kick boxer (Matee "dragon leg" Jedeepitak) before finally coming up against the phsycotic North Korean Taekwondo champion (Dan Ki Tu ) .Rocky of course wins but is then arrested for multiple homicide but in an amazing twist Stallone playing his other cinematic legend John Rambo sky dives into North Korea blows up their nuclear weapons programme assasinates Osama Bin Laden (who has been hiding there all along) and rescues Rocky .
Hurrah !!!!!

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:03 am**

i hear they are gonna dig up mickey, that trainer, and stick him in formulin, so he can tell him that rocky's eye is dodgy, and he wont win

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:03 am**

woof woof ! wrote:Rocky is forced out of retirement when his son is kidnapped and to secure his release Rocky has to participate in an international all styles martial arts death match competition held in north korea .He successfully kills another boxer (clubber lang ) a sumo wrestler (Asashoryu) a Wu Shu champion (Jet Lee) a Thai kick boxer (Matee "dragon leg" Jedeepitak) before finally coming up against the phsycotic North Korean Taekwondo champion (Dan Ki Tu ) .Rocky of course wins but is then arrested for multiple homicide but in an amazing twist Stallone playing his other cinematic legend John Rambo sky dives into North Korea blows up their nuclear weapons programme assasinates Osama Bin Laden (who has been hiding there all along) and rescues Rocky .
Hurrah !!!!!

You laugh Woof, but that is exactly the kind of script that makes it these days. they seem to be running out of ideas...
Hence ROCKY VI

So if i were you I'd sell that idea to those dumbshits in hollywood for an enormous fee and then buy every one on the forum a drink.

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:46 am**

babu wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:Rocky is forced out of retirement when his son is kidnapped and to secure his release Rocky has to participate in an international all styles martial arts death match competition held in north korea .He successfully kills another boxer (clubber lang ) a sumo wrestler (Asashoryu) a Wu Shu champion (Jet Lee) a Thai kick boxer (Matee "dragon leg" Jedeepitak) before finally coming up against the phsycotic North Korean Taekwondo champion (Dan Ki Tu ) .Rocky of course wins but is then arrested for multiple homicide but in an amazing twist Stallone playing his other cinematic legend John Rambo sky dives into North Korea blows up their nuclear weapons programme assasinates Osama Bin Laden (who has been hiding there all along) and rescues Rocky .
Hurrah !!!!!

You laugh Woof, but that is exactly the kind of script that makes it these days. they seem to be running out of ideas...
Hence ROCKY VI

So if i were you I'd sell that idea to those dumbshits in hollywood for an enormous fee and then buy every one on the forum a drink.

lol, d'yer think we need to add some love interest ? J Lo Puerto Rican lady boxer blinded in her last fight . Now working a massuer in North Korea is assigned to Rocky and whispers to him that she once massaged the physco korean taekwondo champ and she felt his weak spot (

) ,she'll only tell Rocky if he agrees to help her get out of Nth Korea , he does ,she tells him BUT the physco finds out and beats J Lo to death with a massive rubber dildo . This sets Rocky off , cue the final fight !

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:03 am**

pure unadulterated dribble woof !

Genius !!!!

Posted: **Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:14 pm**

How about Rocky fight a real life boxer, Muhammad Ali. Rocky would realistically win that one and as Appolo Creed was a caricature of Ali (and not the first man in space as homer simpson thought) it would be ironic too. Alanis Morrissette could then sing the theme.

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