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Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:14 am**

woof woof ! wrote:
the great one wrote:Mike tyson he rapped some hoe and got sent down

Hoe ? isn't that a gardening implement ? are you saying Tyson went to prison because he "rapped some hoe " ?

Less tv and a bit more education "Great One"

isn't he talking about tyson's failed career as a hip hop gardener?

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:26 am**

the guys a complete nonce guilty or not in the courts...
hes 40od yearas old, twice divorced, drinks alcohol in coke cans. he has a 'special' room just for him to 'sleep' with kids.

im sorry, innocent???

its a mad world

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:56 am**

some light hearted humour for you all to browse

what has santa claus and m jackson got in common??

they both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks

(crude i know, sorry for offending anyone, but thats life)

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:58 am**

funny but im still fecked off that the little perv got off with it. probably do a 'im not a nonce' tour and double album now!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:59 am**

dawson99 wrote:funny but im still fecked off that the little perv got off with it. probably do a 'im not a nonce' tour and double album now!!

i hear his new alBUM's called:

carpet burns

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:00 am**

ok, final joke...
why does michael jackson like twenty seven year olds?

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 11:06 am**

because theres twenty of them

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:06 pm**

good gags lads, keep em coming.

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:50 pm**

michael jackson is about to do a cover version called

lets hear it for the boy

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:52 pm**

The Return of the Judge wrote:michael jackson is about to do a cover version called

lets hear it for the boy

really?

i heard it was "don't let your son go down on me"

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:58 pm**

aye stmike, he's dueting with jonathan king on that one.

perhaps nick kershaw will make a surprise entrance

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:08 pm**

what have jacko and a tesco bag got in common?

they're both made of plastic and should be kept away from children

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:14 pm**

apparantly they are set to make a court effigy of jackson to sell in toys r us

so then the kids get to play with jacko for a change

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:24 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:29 pm**

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