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Posted: **Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:23 pm**

zarababe wrote:.. This is such a boring ... boring ..boring topic.. play another tune fellas..

Sexual stimulation coupled with a brain for intellectual arousal too is a requirement for some of us intelligent women... . and just how many of you have that.

.. we women have demands too u know.. sexual and intellectual..

You tell em ZaraB

yer you shower of :censored:

we have needs aswell :angry:

Posted: **Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:32 pm**

listen to this bunch of puffs doll .. go on and on and on .. like ... a bunch of .... WOMEN .. with nowt else to do but push up the already 'swelling' teenage preganancy rates

Posted: **Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:49 pm**

Heh, switch of genders on forum ?? Yeah, right, gimme a break, no pus.ies here :laugh:

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:50 am**

Women are not human beings. They are divices invented by God to keep men entertained!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:13 am**

amen to that...

oh but arent they great lando, i mean without women we would all be gay and dead

lets thank them for that!

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:46 am**

The Return of the Judge wrote:
peewee wrote:now my thoughts, get your self a thai girlfriend.

p.s check they dont have a c0ck before you fall in love with them, unlike me, but who cares

i admire your honesty peewee

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:45 am**

And you will go bankrupt too.Most Thai girls have amazing eating habits.And they can still stay slim...Thai voodoo slimming magic perhaps?

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 9:58 am**

voodoo is from haiti mate, so it must be the spicy food that goes straight through them without touching the sides

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:57 pm**

The Return of the Judge wrote:voodoo is from haiti mate, so it must be the spicy food that goes straight through them without touching the sides

Much like your penis, Judge!!!!Ahahaha!!!! (Some1 had to say it!!!!)

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:11 pm**

Great topic Lando, i agree with all you say, and want to add to it, but i have so much to say about so called 'ladies' we'd be hear till next summer.
But hey life would be boring without them though wouldnt it??

But one thing about women for me is:

- i dont like it when it is on a plate and nice and easy, because it makes me think 'if u being so easy with me, who else and how many men have you been easy with too'
- but at the same time, it is so annoying when they expect you to chase them around, then end up saying 'NO' anyway.

More trouble than they are worth, if they cant change you, they find another that they think they can. So the key is to let them BELEIVE they are changing you and that they are 'in control'.

BTW all women are suckers for a compliment, say nice things, and get nice things happening to you, if u know what i mean.

See i started to go on one there had to stop myself before i really get into..LOL!!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:14 pm**

Dom1 wrote:oh but arent they great lando, i mean without women we would all be gay and dead lets thank them for that!

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:18 pm**

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:23 pm**

stmichael wrote:Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good one...Lmfao!!!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:30 pm**

Lando_Griffin wrote:
The Return of the Judge wrote:voodoo is from haiti mate, so it must be the spicy food that goes straight through them without touching the sides

Much like your penis, Judge!!!!Ahahaha!!!! (Some1 had to say it!!!!)

that only happens when i'm with yer wife

i found out she's had more jumps than desert orchid, i did try fisting her, but she said can you take yer ring off, to which i replied thats my watch, at that moment i left hastely

some1 had to say it!!

Posted: **Tue Jun 14, 2005 5:03 pm**

The Return of the Judge wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:
The Return of the Judge wrote:voodoo is from haiti mate, so it must be the spicy food that goes straight through them without touching the sides

Much like your penis, Judge!!!!Ahahaha!!!! (Some1 had to say it!!!!)

that only happens when i'm with yer wife

i found out she's had more jumps than desert orchid, i did try fisting her, but she said can you take yer ring off, to which i replied thats my watch, at that moment i left hastely

some1 had to say it!!

hahahaaa

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