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PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:00 pm
by SouthCoastShankly
Lee J wrote:
Judge wrote:take the last two digits of the year you were born, add it to your age you will be this year, it should be 111

i was born november 1974 so I'm 37 this year

74 + 37 = 111

your fact is true.

well trousered old bean. Go to the top of the class and give out the pencils.

The stat has a 'use before date' - 1/1/12

PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:01 pm
by SouthCoastShankly
Did you know...your chances of contracting HIV through unprotected sex is massively reduced if you are circumcised.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:10 pm
by maypaxvobiscum
SouthCoastShankly wrote:Did you know...your chances of contracting HIV through unprotected sex is massively reduced if you are circumcised.

:buttrock

PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:15 pm
by Roger Red Hat
SouthCoastShankly wrote:Did you know...your chances of contracting HIV through unprotected sex is massively reduced if you are circumcised.

is that cos you've less chance of getting a sh@g in the first place ?

PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:15 pm
by dawson99
maypaxvobiscum wrote:
SouthCoastShankly wrote:Did you know...your chances of contracting HIV through unprotected sex is massively reduced if you are circumcised.

:buttrock

your partners been snipped I take it by the happyness

PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:16 pm
by woof woof !
If all the sponges in the oceans where removed, water levels around the world would drop by 4-6 metres provided the sponges were squeezed out into buckets and not back into the sea.

:D

PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:23 pm
by maypaxvobiscum
dawson99 wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:
SouthCoastShankly wrote:Did you know...your chances of contracting HIV through unprotected sex is massively reduced if you are circumcised.

:buttrock

your partners been snipped I take it by the happyness

what do you mean by snipped Daws?

PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:26 pm
by maypaxvobiscum
how do you snip a vagina? why would anyone do that.....

PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:28 pm
by dawson99
you wouldn't, hence the poorly recieved joke :D

PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:31 pm
by metalhead
maypaxvobiscum wrote:how do you snip a vagina? why would anyone do that.....

I think dawson needs to be told what circumcision  is only done to men :D

PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:33 pm
by maypaxvobiscum
oh i think he was trying to imply my partners are male :D

PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:34 pm
by metalhead
in that case :laugh:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:35 pm
by maypaxvobiscum
you're terribly slow MH :D

PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:35 pm
by dawson99
Fail all round methinks :D

PostPosted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:36 pm
by metalhead
Did you know that Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better than men.