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Posted:
Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:17 pmby metalhead
The Traditional Section (6 awards)
Best Newcomer - Thommosperm
Most Valued member - DD
Best thread - Takeover thread
Best fight - Ciggy vs the stalkers 
Funniest member - Andy G (comebacks are hilarious)
WUM of the year - Rocky (I miss that fella lol)
The Fringe (6 awards)
the Naomi Campbell best flounce off the forum award - S@int
the (taking the) biscuit of the year award - lakes10.. lol BBC 5 live anyone?
the Buzzin' Kidda La' superest fan ever award - redbeergoggles
the Helen Mirren drama queen of the year award (flounce nominees are excluded from this category) - maypaxviboscum
The most innocent 'he/she started it award' for being misunderstood - Benny the noon
Aristotle's Philosophical Thought of the Year award - BigMick
Posted:
Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:14 pmby maypaxvobiscum
The Traditional Section (6 awards)
Best Newcomer - Thommo's Perm
Most Valued member - Dundalk
Best thread - This One
Best fight - The Pros vs The Antis
Funniest member - Rocky29
WUM of the year - Maguswkt wins it hands down
The Fringe (6 awards)
The Naomi Campbell best flounce off the forum award - El Hadgi Diouf
The (taking the) biscuit of the year award - Metalhead.
The Buzzin' Kidda La' superest fan ever award - RBG
The Helen Mirren drama queen of the year award - Ciggy
The most innocent 'he/she started it award' for being misunderstood - Benny The Noon
Aristotle's Philosophical Thought of the Year award - "you're just jealous coz you know im always right"
Posted:
Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:38 pmby Dundalk
The Traditional Section (6 awards)
Best Newcomer - Thommo's Perm
Most Valued member - Bigmick for me but hes gone so Andy G and his mum
Best thread - Rafa benitez appreciation thread 
Best fight - Pick a day and any topic
Funniest member - Andy G
WUM of the year - Rocky
Its been a bad year for the football club and a bad year for the forum. Maybe the forum is suffering because we are not playing well on the pitch but this place went downhill something serious in 2010. Anyway 2011 is a new year and hopefully this time new year things will be looking up for us on the pitch and this place will be back to a good football forum
Maybe someday we can all be friends again......
Posted:
Tue Dec 28, 2010 9:29 pmby Kharhaz
Best Newcomer - Thommo's Perm
Most Valued member - Dundalk
Best thread - A toss up between the world cup prediction doo dah and the world cup one where we all got a team to support during. That thread was fun and could have grown but it was merged with the other world cup one and was swallowed into a bore fest.
Best fight - Slovakia V Italy. Wasnt really a fight, Slovakia walloped Italy to a pulp and Dundalk was nowhere to be seen ! Could have been a good one though...
Funniest member - Quite a few have made me laugh, AndyG, Laza, Woolyback. Burjennio came out with a funny reply, I think it was to AndyG when he came out with some scientific bumpf in which Burjennio replied "TAKE IT OUTSIDE POINDEXTER !"
WUM of the year - Roy and Rafa. You know im right !
Posted:
Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:50 pmby laza
The Traditional Section (6 awards)
Best Newcomer - SeaofRed ( Taken too early by establishment)
Most Valued member - DD (For contributions to the Fitbirds and General Posts , not that debacle that is LMS )
Best thread - World Cup thread where we could forget all our petty squabbles and just at laugh at Italians
Best fight - Pro vs Antis but at terrible cost like all wars
Funniest member - Andy G
WUM of the year - Alteregos
Posted:
Tue Dec 28, 2010 11:53 pmby laza
andy_g wrote:are we witnessing a late bid for the best newcomer award?
Posted:
Wed Dec 29, 2010 1:09 amby Kharhaz
laza wrote:
Posted:
Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:29 amby RED BEERGOGGLES
andy_g wrote:the Buzzin' Kidda La' superest fan ever award: he has goggles that are red and made from beer. its redbeergoggles!! always keen to remind us that scousers are the best. (and i mean it in a nice way, RBG 
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No problem Andrew... I sort of had the feeling when you compiled the titles I would be the recipient ....still clever in a sort of Trekkie way
Posted:
Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:44 amby andy_g
RED BEERGOGGLES wrote:Andrew
no need for that, mate
Posted:
Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:09 pmby Benny The Noon
The Traditional Section (6 awards)
Best Newcomer = No one is new - most are alter egos including Thommos sperm
Most Valued member = Igor
Best thread = this one >>TAKEOVER COMPLETE, H & G Finally Jibbed!
Best fight = Rafa vs Woy
Funniest member = Andy G
WUM of the year = Thommos Sperm - never actually adds to discussions just constantly adds fuel to fire fights ,plus Rocky and all the other alter egos
The Fringe (6 awards)
the Naomi Campbell best flounce off the forum award = Dawson
the (taking the) biscuit of the year award = Hodgson
the Buzzin' Kidda La' superest fan ever award = RBG
the Helen Mirren drama queen of the year award (flounce nominees are excluded from this category) = Bigmick
The most innocent 'he/she started it award' for being misunderstood = Bigmick
Aristotle's Philosophical Thought of the Year award = Rafa's sugar mountain quotes
Posted:
Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:22 pmby RED BEERGOGGLES
andy_g wrote:RED BEERGOGGLES wrote:Andrew
no need for that, mate
If your first name was Keith I would never have sunk so low , but Andrew its not that bad is it ? ....
Here's a list I have compiled of some famous Andrew's
Prince Andrew
Andrew Ridgeley
Andrew Warhol
Andrew Roddick
err Ok you may have a point .................... Andi it is then
Anyway have a Good New Year Fella
Posted:
Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:34 amby maypaxvobiscum
don't forget Andrew Cole
Posted:
Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:25 pmby andy_g
come on, people. only 8 people have voted so far and today is the voting deadline - that's friggin pathetic its going to be very hard persuading any celebrity worth their salt to get out of bed for the awards ceremony at this rate. if people want more time we can push the deadline back a day or two, or we can just leave as is, if no one's really that bothered.
Posted:
Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:02 pmby laza
Andy when you take out the alter egos there is only 8 people on this forum
Posted:
Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:45 pmby andy_g
this year's edition of the Newkit awards has been an underwhelming success. it's Roy's fault, of course. unfortunately, as warned, the lack of response has meant that no A, B, C or even D list celebrity has made themselves available. being the kind of guy i am though, i've pulled a few strings and dug out the dodgy polaroids and have managed to persuade a couple of surprises out of the shadows.
so without further ado, the traditional awards will be presented by... the indian sadhu who's had his arm raised for 12 years!!
"hi everybody! hands up who wants to hear the results!!"
the Best Newcomer award goes to: Thommo's Perm, even though most people don't think he even a newcomer.
the Most Valued member award goes to: that Dundalk bloke
the Best thread award goes to: the takeover thread
the Best fight was decided to be: pros v antis
the Funniest member (and retainer of the award i might add): mr andy_g 
the WUM of the year was: Rocky
each of the winners will receive one of these melted smurfs
thanks mr sadhu, have a rest now. its time to move on...
to present the fringe awards, i proudly present that Anna who nearly won the first Big Brother!!
"its an honor to be here... blah blah... yadda yadda yadda.... here's the frigging awards"
the Naomi Campbell best flounce off the forum award goes to: S@int
the (taking the) biscuit of the year award is a dead heat between: Lakes and mr Roy
the Buzzin' Kidda La' superest fan ever award goes to: Redbeergoggles
the Helen Mirren drama queen of the year award is a dead heat between: devaney, bavlondon, maypaxvobiscum, ciggy and bigmick. sort it out amongst yourselves lads and lasses.
The most innocent 'he/she started it award' for being misunderstood goes to: Benny the Noon
Aristotle's Philosophical Thought of the Year award goes to: too many different ones, so a judge's executive decision gives it to 'sabre looks like a lezzer' because its the funniest.
winners receive a set of minger top trumps
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and that's it. there's no umbongo or sandwiches. go home.