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Greatest joke ever told - Finished by.....
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Fri Oct 24, 2003 3:49 pmby sebastian barthelameow jones III
a liverpool fan, a man u fan and an arsenal fan walk into a bar in birmingham...............and what happened after that inccident is entirely upto you to determine, the best outcome, shall be crowned the best liverpool fan, voting shall commence after a certain tariff. thank you for your patience, cheerio.
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Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:31 pmby manunited fan
...............they beat the CR4P out da stinky scouser
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Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:12 pmby ROBtheRED
...........out of sheer jealousy after being told about the 18 league titles and 4 european cups we won !
Manure *****!
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Fri Nov 07, 2003 2:07 amby 116-1065305004
manunited fan wrote:...............they beat the CR4P out da stinky scouser
f##k off manc!
When your the most successful team in England come back and slag us off eh?
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Fri Nov 07, 2003 2:31 amby REDTILLDEAD
We will beat the cr@p out of you on sunday!! manc scum!! 
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Fri Nov 07, 2003 9:30 pmby jimbolfc04
f##kin stupid f##king scumbag manc!! Go to your own dicussion board you silly little *****!!
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Tue Nov 18, 2003 2:41 pmby Cool Hand Luke
It's 1999/2000 season and Man Utd and Arsenal have just finished there match, the players are warming down and the managers are talking:
Wenger: Foriegn players are more intelligent than british players.
Ferguson: How do you work that one out?
Wenger: Dennis(he calls over Dennis Bergkamp), I want to ask you a question, YOUR FATHERS SON IS NOT YOUR BROTHER, WHO IS HE?,
Bergkamp: Thats easy, it's me,(he walks off)
Ferguson: David,(he calls over David Beckham), I want to ask you a question, YOUR FATHERS SON IS NOT YOUR BROTHER, WHO IS HE?,
Beckham: Thats a tough one boss.
Ferguson: O.K tell me tomorrow.
That night Beckham is wrecking his brain trying to figure it out but he can't, so he asks Victoria, but she dosen't know it obviously, so in the end he ends up phoning Jaap Stam:
Stam: Hello
Beckham: Hello Jaap, I wanted to ask you a question, YOUR FATHERS SON IS NOT YOUR BROTHER, WHO IS HE?,
Stam: Thats easy, it's me,
Beckham: Thanks Jaap!
The next day in training an exicited David Beckham approaches Alex Ferguson:
Beckham: Boss,I know the answer to the riddle.
Ferguson: Who is it?
Beckham: Jaap Stam!
Ferguson: No you idiot, its Dennis Bergkamp!!!
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Tue Nov 18, 2003 2:47 pmby cheesecakery
sebastian barthelameow jones III wrote:a liverpool fan, a man u fan and an arsenal fan walk into a bar in birmingham...............and what happened after that inccident is entirely upto you to determine, the best outcome, shall be crowned the best liverpool fan, voting shall commence after a certain tariff. thank you for your patience, cheerio.
a liverpool fan, a man u fan and an arsenal fan walk into a bar in birmingham..............."owww who f##king put that there" they shout !
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Wed Nov 19, 2003 12:21 amby long sleeved joe
and the barman says "is this some kind of joke?" 
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Wed Nov 19, 2003 4:47 pmby big al
Is it that the two Londoners Ask for Avian Water.
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Wed Nov 19, 2003 11:13 pmby cheesecakery
big al wrote:Is it that the two Londoners Ask for Avian Water.
yeah but Al , your supposed to end it in a joke ,,, get it?
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Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:26 pmby ozzie1000
## ##
ur gettin closer, ull like my great ending
its comin soon
but i wanna hear ur endings first
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Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:26 pmby Cool Hand Luke
I'm not ozzie1000 he is a dick.
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Thu Nov 20, 2003 4:12 pmby big al
Cheesey your right mate I forgot its no longer a joke that ManU fans come from london its more a fact. Anyway, Where abouts is Chester road london exactly.
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Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:56 pmby Judge
manunited fan wrote:...............they beat the CR4P out da stinky scouser
w'anker alert