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Lucky b@stard

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:37 pm
by 112-1077774096
Lucky Dude Marries Thai Twins !!
Double his pleasures or double his troubles ??
Only in AMAZING THAILAND !

(Translated from the Thai Rath Newspaper)

After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest 'equal love' for both of them!

Mr Wichai, just yesterday, got married in a grand ceremony to both twins simultaneously.

On being interviewed by Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared
wholeheartedly that he didn't see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.

In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht (this is the weight, not the value) of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings.

Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.

Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children.

'When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darn impossible - I  adored BOTH of them - I just couldn't decide which one of them to chat up....!'

He went on to say, 'For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together, until there was one day when I couldn't stand the frustration any longer and told them, 'I love you and want to marry you BOTH''

The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed when both girls admitted to having sworn all along that they wished to marry the same man!

'It wasn't easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping, but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported our mutual love for the one man' the twins said.

Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him in his family house after the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds.

Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question:-

"And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai?", to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile.

'Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together'

Ms Sirintara finally told the press, 'When my twin and I worked as assistant nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each other's side, and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us.'

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:buttrock

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:44 pm
by Bad Bob
peewee wrote:As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together'

Ah, hell ya!  :bowdown

:D

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:46 pm
by GYBS
:laugh:

lucky terwat

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:48 pm
by Judge
look at his smile and the thumbs up :D

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:54 pm
by GRAHAM01
lucky fecker get 2 birds but only 1 mother in law :D :D

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 12:56 pm
by dawson99
wait til it all goes wrong and he has to give each 50% of his income lol

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:00 pm
by Bad Bob
GRAHAM01 wrote:lucky fecker get 2 birds but only 1 mother in law :D :D

:laugh:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:02 pm
by GRAHAM01
dawson99 wrote:wait til it all goes wrong and he has to give each 50% of his income lol

sh*t i never thought about that, he best keep them happy  :D

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:02 pm
by woof woof !
It'll all end in tears  :( 

but until it does , what a lucky lucky lucky b'stard  :D

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:10 pm
by Judge
GRAHAM01 wrote:
dawson99 wrote:wait til it all goes wrong and he has to give each 50% of his income lol

sh*t i never thought about that, he best keep them happy  :D

thank god he's not fat frank :D

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:31 pm
by ConnO'var
dawson99 wrote:wait til it all goes wrong and he has to give each 50% of his income lol

LOL!


:D

Bitten off more than he can chew I reckon.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:34 pm
by GRAHAM01
Favourite saying of his

you two can chew :D :D

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 5:59 pm
by GYBS
has he checked down below thou to make sure he hasnt married twin boys :D

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:04 pm
by RUSHIE#9
GYBS wrote:has he checked down below thou to make sure he hasnt married twin boys :D

:laugh:


Great minds eh!!!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:25 pm
by NANNY RED
Therll be fights soon mark my words, There gonna be comparing notes on what he did an how long he did it for, Jealousy will creep in soon im tellin yeh.

Hes a greedy get an all though ,

I wouldnt want him dippin his wick were it had been dipped  somewhere a day before .not a chance. These girls must be stupid , or hes loaded an there gonna finish him off quickly like