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Read this! - Classic bog humour
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:15 pmby red37
Probably done the rounds by now - its a fair age. But nonetheless, read the f*cking thing all the way down. I havn't laughed so much in ages 
Warning - those easily offended by s.*i*e and all its familiars might as well do one now. Pmsl at this read....stick with it though - its a saga alright.
Lifted off the Rattle.
Doh! what am i like... Its here
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:16 pmby dawson99
red37 wrote:Probably done the rounds by now - its a fair age. But nonetheless, read the f*cking thing all the way down. I havn't laughed so much in ages
Warning - those easily offended by s.*i*e and all its familiars might as well do one now. Loved this read....stick with it though - its a saga alright.
Lifted off the Rattle.
I'm confuddled red, what am i reading?
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:18 pmby red37
Fixed. (one of them weeks 'fraid) 
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:33 pmby dawson99
one of them weeks maybe, but that story was completely awesome!!!
(never knew leej posted as blu_tone on other sites)
Class mate...
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:15 pmby account deleted by request
And believe me not a word of exaggeration. That stuff is impressive!
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:10 pmby NiftyNeil
That's the best thing I've read in ages.
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:55 pmby red37
s@int wrote:And believe me not a word of exaggeration. That stuff is impressive!
What is? Picolax?
It sounds like powerful stuff alright! F*ck me....
Ive never heard of it before.
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:18 pmby dawson99
I had that polish flu or whatever it was last year, that thing in all the papers. for 3 days solid couldnt hold anything... when i went back to work people said i had never looked better
maybe i should try that Picolax
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:41 pmby RUSHIE#9
I've got tears runnin down me face here 
absolute fecking genius that!!
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:13 amby account deleted by request
red37 wrote:s@int wrote:And believe me not a word of exaggeration. That stuff is impressive!
What is? Picolax?
It sounds like powerful stuff alright! F*ck me....
Ive never heard of it before.
It really is very strong stuff mate. Not to be taken by the squeamish or people who have decorated recently. Thankfully they seem to have stopped prescribing it now as the last couple of times they have sent me Klean - Prep an altogether more family friendly product.
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:53 amby Roger Red Hat
now that was quality reading. I neeeeeeeed that product!
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:28 pmby Woollyback
poo = funny
fact. 
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:34 pmby red37
Woollyback wrote:poo = funny
fact.
Flashback: 1993
Place: Freddy's Fish Bar - Turkey
Stimulii: Can't remember (too much ale) Was f*ckin hangin whatever the hell it was - it did have a nice sparkler on top though....
Outcome: Diet coked the khazi good style - washed half me lumbar region in the process too! - nice.
sometimes.......its funny.
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:38 pmby taff
All the time mate
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:32 pmby Roger Red Hat
there's something really satisfying about pebble dashing the loo. when ya poo leaves ya ar$e like a flock of pigeons you cant help but smile.