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Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:04 pm**

Holy mary whats got into the world.

Facebook, whats all that about?

Here's my story...

Last day of school for me was in 1990 and we were all mooching about the school grounds waiting to be released. I seem to remember having a couple of swigs of 20-20 (kiwi i think) and about a pint of thunderbird blue. Anyway I latched onto this girl who wasn't particually attractive but her dad was the manager of the local footie team so I pretended to show interest. Anyway, i can remember repeatedly trying to feel her t!tties all afternoon. She kept saying I wasn't allowed unless we we're 'going out with each other'. No way i thought, not now we're leaving school for the big wide world. So I went along with her and agreed so I could have a feel, and feel 'em i did. I reckoned with us leaving school I'd probably never see her again.
So it got to about 3.30pm and we'd been told we could go so I recovered my hand from up her blouse and legged it down the road, following my mates...

"hey! when we seeing each other again?" she cried after me
"never! your dumped!" was the caloius reply. I was laughing my nuts off as i legged it down the road.

What a rotten bstd. :no

Anyway 18 years later, I'm on facebook and I gets a message from ... yep you've guessed it... the girl.
"remember me?" she put.

I dont know what to do. Reply to her or ignore her.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:39 pm**

is she fit than ever?

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:48 pm**

nah shes still ginger lol

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:51 pm**

hmm... I would speak to her check what happened to her life in the last 18 years. and if she asks about the experience, just make yourself you don't remember it, say like we were kids back then blah blah blah.. that sort of cr@p or something

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:51 pm**

tell her you legged it coz yer gay and say sorry

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:52 pm**

Judge wrote:tell her you legged it coz yer gay and say sorry

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:57 pm**

"hey! when we seeing each other again?" she cried after me
"never! your dumped!" was the caloius reply. I was laughing my nuts off as i legged it down the road.

I envy you mate. I never was able to be that harsh to a girl even if I had the temptation of doing it.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:57 pm**

Judge wrote:tell her you legged it coz yer gay like me

judge ya muppet, this is serious

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:00 pm**

The truth is that you still remember her, and that she keeps no bad feelings about what happened back then.

At least she deserves a reply

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:01 pm**

I would just say hello and that, cant do no harm, then if you get stuck for some fun or when your bevied email her and go round and smash her.
Somethin to fall back on even if she is rough.

I havent got the guts to go on facebook, we only have one pc in our house and i know if i was bevied id be chatting to old girl school mates, me bird would see the names in the history and i would get knee capped

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:15 pm**

facebook is feckin dangerous mate. a few weeks ago i'd been getting my ears chewed of for flirting with mrs woolly's brother's bird in the pub all night (guilty as charged i'm afraid

) so was in the doghouse big time. anyway i'm sat there on facebook with mrs w sat next to me, all of a sudden i get a message on there from this bird i had a fling with at uni in about 1992. talk about out the frying pan into the fire :wwww

typical, i hadn't even heard that girl's name in 15 years and she picked a feckin great time to message me out of the blue...

so yeah, reply to her and ask for a feel of her minge this time now that you're grown ups etc

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:17 pm**

say 'yes i remember you. you're the ginge with the flabby titties aren't you?'. she'll probably leave you alone.

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:06 pm**

Woollyback wrote:so yeah, reply to her and ask for a feel of her minge this time now that you're grown ups etc

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:43 pm**

Woollyback wrote:so yeah, reply to her and ask for a feel of her minge this time now that you're grown ups etc

Posted: **Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:28 pm**

Just say that you don't remember her and let her fill the gaps in, chances are shes probably forgotten all about it....OR.... shes been planning revenge all these years and will try to get you to meet up with her so she can lock you away and abuse you

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