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Posted: **Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:12 pm**

40-ish = 49
Adventurous = Slept with everyone
Athletic. = No t1ts
Average looking = Ugly
Beautiful = Pathological liar
Contagious Smile = Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure = On medication
Feminist = Fat
Free spirit = Junkie
Friendship first = Former ****
Fun = Annoying
New-Age = Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned = No BJs
Open-minded = Desperate
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate = Sloppy drunk
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Large frame = Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate = Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want...
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you!
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Posted: **Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:20 pm**

Ha ha

Posted: **Thu Aug 30, 2007 10:49 pm**

You forgot the other womans one:

BUBBLY = ANNOYING AS HELL

Posted: **Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:06 pm**

Kharhaz wrote:You forgot the other womans one:

BUBBLY = ANNOYING AS HELL

no, bubbly = obese & sweaty

Posted: **Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:53 am**

excellent and true of course

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:44 pm**

You lot are unbelivable, but quite true, now a know why my bf says i love you all the time

the one that says i need = i want, is me nearly all the time when i have money.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:18 pm**

Brilliant

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:49 pm**

oh come on i think this is kinda unfair to the guys

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:25 pm**

maypaxvobiscum wrote:oh come on i think this is kinda unfair to the guys

I dont think so, more unfair to us gals maypaxvobiscum. Only stating the obvious with you guys. :laugh:

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:48 pm**

More the women's ads:

artistic - broke
workaholic - no friends
Not traditionally beautiful - hit every branch on the ugly tree
quiet - dull
tom-boy - closet lesbian who'll pull more birds than you when she's had a few
cuddly - see voluptuous
intelligent - wears glasses

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:42 pm**

Gr8 LFC Fan wrote:
maypaxvobiscum wrote:oh come on i think this is kinda unfair to the guys

I dont think so, more unfair to us gals maypaxvobiscum. Only stating the obvious with you guys.

that its all about sex? :laugh:

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