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Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:25 pm**

Hi Guys,

I've been blasting the overtime in work recently and I still had one present to get from Beaverbrooks for my girlfriend. I knew I had to go down soon so today I had a 2 hour break in work so shot down to get it. I couldn't get a car park space for love nor money and my time was running out so I parked about 4 mins from Beaver Brooks by the Platters cafe. I ran round,got the present and came back to a traffic warden giving me a ticket.
I laughed, got in the car and then argued with him.

I said,

"Thought it was 15 mins mate"
"No mate, your on the lips"
"oh go :censored:

yourself, its Xmas"
"Hey mate, you have kids with you dont ya"
"No"
"Yes you do, and he has just been sick so you ran into the cafe there"
"oh, er, yes I did mate"
"Well ill put that in my report and you can appeal on the back, you will be let off for a genuine reason like that"

"Cheers mate"

"Happy Xmas"

Quite sound really :buttrock

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:26 pm**

just for the use of the words beaverbrooks and girlfriend in the same sentance u get some xmas joy from me

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:31 pm**

winner...

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:32 pm**

A compassionate Traffic Warden

I don't believe it, you've been at the boozer aven't ya Rafa - admit it.

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:30 pm**

Not as good as me.

Today, I bought a pair of shoes, then had two Zinger burgers from KFC and drove home to eat them while they were still warm.

As I'm settling down to eat them and flicking over the telly, I watched the last ten minutes of Countdown.

Didn't I get the fucking Countdown Conundrum after about fifteen seconds while the two geeks who were on telly let the clock go down to (derer-derer-derererer-deeewwwww) zero!!?? First time in my life I've ever done something truly amazing like that.

The answer was STYROFOAM, baby!!!!!

It's okay. I don't want your congratulations, it'll just embarass me.

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:35 pm**

jonnymac1979 wrote:Not as good as me.

Today, I bought a pair of shoes, then had two Zinger burgers from KFC and drove home to eat them while they were still warm.

As I'm settling down to eat them and flicking over the telly, I watched the last ten minutes of Countdown.

Didn't I get the fucking Countdown Conundrum after about fifteen seconds while the two geeks who were on telly let the clock go down to (derer-derer-derererer-deeewwwww) zero!!?? First time in my life I've ever done something truly amazing like that.

The answer was STYROFOAM, baby!!!!!

It's okay. I don't want your congratulations, it'll just embarass me.

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:39 pm**

RUSHIE#9 wrote:A compassionate Traffic Warden

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:19 pm**

jonnymac1979 wrote:Not as good as me.

Today, I bought a pair of shoes, then had two Zinger burgers from KFC and drove home to eat them while they were still warm.

As I'm settling down to eat them and flicking over the telly, I watched the last ten minutes of Countdown.

Didn't I get the fucking Countdown Conundrum after about fifteen seconds while the two geeks who were on telly let the clock go down to (derer-derer-derererer-deeewwwww) zero!!?? First time in my life I've ever done something truly amazing like that.

The answer was STYROFOAM, baby!!!!!

It's okay. I don't want your congratulations, it'll just embarass me.

Congrats jonnymac, oops sorry to embarrass you ! :wwww

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