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Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:08 pm**

Went my mates wedding yesterday, Lou was chief brides maid and the day was great..................... until I fractured my collar bone jumping over a bush and then cracked my head on a door frame, people thought I'd dislocated my shoulder so kept trying to put it back in, you imagine the pain I was in, I really need top stop acting like a teenager when drunk :no

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:28 pm**

Well, you won't get me disputing that......

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:18 pm**

ya silly fecker :laugh:

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:32 pm**

Teenagers.

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:47 pm**

What a k.nob, I bet that got a few laughs. :laugh:

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:49 pm**

I can never understand why people jump over bushes at weddings muppets

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:49 pm**

Paul C wrote:Went my mates wedding yesterday, Lou was chief brides maid and the day was great..................... until I fractured my collar bone jumping over a bush and then cracked my head on a door frame, people thought I'd dislocated my shoulder so kept trying to put it back in, you imagine the pain I was in, I really need top stop acting like a teenager when drunk

it could have been worse paul. it could have happened at your wedding.

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:32 pm**

Even I wouldnt do that

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:33 pm**

Roberts wrote:Even I wouldnt do that

Liar

Posted: **Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:38 pm**

silly bugger

Posted: **Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:35 am**

I bet you wanted to strangle the "helpers", didn't you!?!

You daft tart!

Posted: **Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:32 am**

Paul C wrote:Went my mates wedding yesterday, Lou was chief brides maid and the day was great..................... until I fractured my collar bone jumping over a bush and then cracked my head on a door frame, people thought I'd dislocated my shoulder so kept trying to put it back in, you imagine the pain I was in, I really need top stop acting like a teenager when drunk

who's bush were you jumping over paul, and did your wife know

serves you right, you two timer

Posted: **Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:53 am**

Went the ozzie the other day, doctor says the it's clean break and I'll be in a sling for 4 weeks until my next x-ray, it's p155in me off now but at least it's my right arm and I'm left handed :;):

Posted: **Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:09 am**

At least its not your wrist..or palm brother :lookaround

Posted: **Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:08 pm**

Mikz wrote:At least its not your wrist..or palm brother

I can still use my Xbox 360 controller which is the main thing

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