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Time machine - When and where?

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:37 am
by 112-1077774096
OK the seasons over and there is nothing really to talk about except transfer rumours (yawn), whether fat boy shrek will be ok to go to Germany and arsenals drubbing at the hands of barcelona (praying).

so its time for something else to occupy our minds.

if you had access to a time machine. where and when would you visit. I am not asking where and when you would like to live, just visit for a few days.

would you do something important like go to the JFK assasination to see if there was another gunman, or would you just want to mingle with crowds elsewhere. would you want to see your parents as children? would you want to see if Christ actually existed? would you want to go back 100 years and witness the birth of woof woof  :D  or would you go back and stop the birth of that muppet Gary Neville?

actually lets make this that you can not change history when you go back, you can only observe events, you can be visible or invisible.

so where and when will you go and why?



for me i would like to go back in time to liverpool the mid 1800s to see how the city was then, to see it as a thriving port and to see what life was really like. i see pictures and read articles but it would be great to actually visit it. i want to see how the accent was, see what buildings were there, see what roads were built. i would visit the dock road and see the ships being unloaded, see where they were from, see what the cargo was, and have a pint down there. i would want to see peoples houses, look at the grand houses and the poor houses.

sorry mine isnt more interesting but thats what i would do.

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:50 am
by anti-hero
I'd go back in time to:

1) Kick Gary Neville's mom in the crotch while he was being born.

2) Shoot the stork that delivered Mourinho to his parents. (His parents were gay you see.. And everybody knows gay people get their kids delivered by stork.)


and 3) Make very well sure that I was a Russian multi-billionare named Jeff Lee.

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:13 am
by laza
I go forward in time to just before the next jackpot lotto draw and observe the numbers

Though going back and seeing how cities and societies were in past times would be very interesting.

And of course standing on the grassy Knoll in Dallas and shouting duck is a gimme

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 7:35 am
by Judge
anti-hero wrote:I'd go back in time to:



Shoot the stork that delivered Mourinho to his parents. (His parents were gay you see.. And everybody knows gay people get their kids delivered by stork.)

1. go back and shoot the stork that delivered anti hero to his parents :D

2. go back and ask delores macnamara for her euro lotto ticket, and see if she would take the irish ticket as an exchange.

3. go forward in time and buy a 2020 book of sporting events highlighting winners and losers, then visit dawson to place loads of winning bets.

4. go back and smack myself in the chops for even contemplating marrying that stupid biatch i did some years back.

5. find out who really shot kennedy

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:05 am
by andy_g
i'd go back to the the time when judge started his 'see ya all' thread and this time not try to persuade him to stay. :laugh:

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:12 am
by Judge
andy_g wrote:i'd go back to the the time when judge started his 'see ya all' thread and this time not try to persuade him to stay. :laugh:

classic andy g   :D   :laugh:

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:19 am
by laza
andy_g wrote:i'd go back to the the time when judge started his 'see ya all' thread and this time not try to persuade him to stay. :laugh:

pmsl    :D

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:20 am
by Dundalk
Id go back to this time last year and do all I could to get to Istanbul and get a good ticket for the match, so pi$$ed of I missed it  :sniffle

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:25 am
by Judge
laza wrote:
andy_g wrote:i'd go back to the the time when judge started his 'see ya all' thread and this time not try to persuade him to stay. :laugh:

pmsl   

i would also go back before andy g wrote those comments and persuade him not to write it, in case i started a another new topic on it, then laza wouldnt be able to get on the ''pmsl'' bandwagon  :D :angry:  :wwww   :D

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 11:31 am
by anfieldadorer
my mom's womb to see how i was made :D

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 11:45 am
by dawson99
id go back to 1276, monday 3rd june at 2.57pm in saudi arabia on the street closest to that place where that thing happened. that would rock

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 1:11 pm
by Big Niall
Go back in time, hire a thug and make a young Bill Gates an offer he can't refuse.

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 1:15 pm
by account deleted by request
I would go back to see if Jesus existed BUT i wouldnt CROSS him cos I heard he was hard as NAILS.
Then I would have a chat with Bill GATES about starting a company called Microsoft together
Then I would buy Liverpool and tell em which 15 year olds to sign i.e ronaldhino etc.
Back to present as billionaire owner of Liverpool and see if it increases my chances with Natalie Portman etc.

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 1:37 pm
by Lionheart
anfieldadorer wrote:my mom's womb to see how i was made :D

All you would see is the end of your old Dad's kn0b coming in and going out!!!  :laugh:   

That's how it happens for most us...except for Judge...he was hatched from an egg. One wonders if it was the last time his Mum sat on his face though!!  :D    :wwww    :wwww

PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 11:21 pm
by taff
birth of jesus

What the hell would I do with Murr  :D