My mate is a proper kn*b
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:50 pmLast night I was having a good time in town, ended up getting into some blond bird in the Revolution, quite nice looking, decent body.
But one of my mates was being a proper kn*b, he had a cob on, despite he still had 2 of our mates to talk to. So theres me and her all over each other and he keeps on tapping me wanting a word.
He says,'We are going to have to go now lad'
I say,'Why?'
He says,'I need to go for a sh.it'
I say,'Well go for one here mate'
He says,'Im not going for one here its dirty'
I say,'Why didnt you have one before we went out?'
He says,'I didnt need one, come on lad im dying the head is p opping out'
I say,'Well wait for her and her mates to finish and we will go there'
He says,'I need to go now my hand is stopping it from coming out'
I say,'Just use them bogs lad! You pick your moments'
He says,'We need to go to lloyds lad, im not having a sh.it in here with them fellas in the bog watching me!'
We had to leave and then I had a cob on as well
What a Selfish Pr1ck shame he didnt sh.it himself
WHAT A C.UNT
But one of my mates was being a proper kn*b, he had a cob on, despite he still had 2 of our mates to talk to. So theres me and her all over each other and he keeps on tapping me wanting a word.
He says,'We are going to have to go now lad'
I say,'Why?'
He says,'I need to go for a sh.it'
I say,'Well go for one here mate'
He says,'Im not going for one here its dirty'
I say,'Why didnt you have one before we went out?'
He says,'I didnt need one, come on lad im dying the head is p opping out'
I say,'Well wait for her and her mates to finish and we will go there'
He says,'I need to go now my hand is stopping it from coming out'
I say,'Just use them bogs lad! You pick your moments'
He says,'We need to go to lloyds lad, im not having a sh.it in here with them fellas in the bog watching me!'
We had to leave and then I had a cob on as well
What a Selfish Pr1ck shame he didnt sh.it himself
WHAT A C.UNT
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