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Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:02 am**

Always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!

SCROLL DOWN...

NOW SCROLL UP.. .

That's enough for the first day. Great job.

Have a Beer.

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:15 am**

Doctor Woof, I have a rash on my todger, the same as last time, and that cream you gave me last time is not working.

What should I do ?

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:19 am**

Stop licking it !

The cream is supposed to remain ON your todger .

(look how healthy your tongue is now)

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2006 9:20 am**

woof woof ! wrote:Stop licking it !

The cream is supposed to remain ON your todger .

OOOPPPs... :blush:

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:01 am**

Thank you doctor! I thought I was dull and stupid before visiting you, and now I feel much better. Shall I come next month? :laugh:

Oh and doctor! :wwww

http://www.liverpoolfc-newkit.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=16404&start=20

The requested report is on the PM inbox, shall I help you to read it ? :wwww

Bye bye, Doctor! :wwww

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:39 pm**

If you wake up after a visit Belgian knocking shop to find green lumps all over your nutsack ,you've probably contracted Brothel Sprouts .

Posted: **Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:40 pm**

Just a question Woof

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:41 pm**

patient: im a little stiff from rugby

dr: im a big fat slob from sheffield

:laugh:

Posted: **Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:54 pm**

doctor doctor, can't you see i'm hurting hurting

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Doctor woof - Health tips

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