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Learn chinese in 5 mins
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Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:32 pmby Paul C
1. That’s not right Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you harbouring a fugitive Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. See me ASAP Kum Hia
4. Stupid Man Dum Fuk
5. Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
6. Did you go to the beach Wai Yu So Tan
7. I bumped the coffee table Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8. I think you need a face lift Chin Tu Fat
9. It’s very dark in here Wai So Dim
10. I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. This is a tow away zone No Pah King
12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week Wai Yu Kum Nao
13. Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo
14. He’s cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka
15. Your body odour is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu
16. Great Fa Kin Su Pah
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Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:39 pmby Igor Zidane
Just serving at my booking office window ,and to chinese birds come to the window and i burst out laughing when they asked for a ticket. I think there going to complain. pmsl
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:35 pmby dawson99
genius!
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:39 pmby adamnbarrett
quality 
this one is not as good but still funny:
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:34 pmby drummerphil
Chinese you say..........have i already mentioned......
I LIKE CHINESE
very much
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:59 pmby adamnbarrett
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 5:45 pmby anfieldadorer
be careful, misusage may lead you to some misunderstanding, like following:
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu (Jin Tao) is the new leader of China ...
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who (Hu) is the new leader of China ?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China
Condi: Hu.
George: The main man in China!
Condi: Hu is leading China
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser? Yasser Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China ?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser is in China ?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yasser?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yasser! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: Alright! with cream and two sugars, now get on the phone!
Condi: (making a call) ... hello, Rice here ...
George: Rice? ... good idea, get a couple of egg rolls too Condi, maybe we should send to the man in China and the Middle East ... can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know ..
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Fri Feb 24, 2006 5:51 pmby dawson99
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Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:29 pmby Rafa D
Igor Zidane from your post sounds like your a good old station retailer like me. Also if you have a computer it means your on the new STAR system?
Am I Correct?
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Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:21 pmby Igor Zidane
Rafa-Dodd wrote:Igor Zidane from your post sounds like your a good old station retailer like me. Also if you have a computer it means your on the new STAR system?
Am I Correct?
Of course you are ace. Station Retailer of the highest quality.
