Supermarkets - Things to do
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 4:24 pm13 things to do in ASDA
13 things to do in Asda while your spouse/partner/significant other half is taking his/her sweet time.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in the house wares department to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilets.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in house wares,' and see what happens.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
9. While handling knifes in the kitchen department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
11. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the foetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.
13. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly, 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'
anyone else got anything funny to do in supermarkets
13 things to do in Asda while your spouse/partner/significant other half is taking his/her sweet time.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people’s carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in the house wares department to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the toilets.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in house wares,' and see what happens.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
9. While handling knifes in the kitchen department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
11. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!'
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the foetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.
13. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly, 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'
anyone else got anything funny to do in supermarkets
