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Ask beavis
Posted:
Mon Sep 15, 2003 9:13 pmby 98-1063545028
Beavis again! BEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTCHHHHH!
This is a section I like to call Ask Beavis you can ask Beavis anything and I Beavis will answer!
Get your questions rolling!
Posted:
Tue Sep 16, 2003 2:04 pmby cheesecakery
Dear Beavis ,
I wonder if you could help , im building a Nuclear Reactor in my shed and was wondering which material to use for the Particle Accelerator Tube , bearing in mind it has to support the weighty Electro Magnets and Gas Injector.
Please , please help ,
Best Regards
Cheesecakery
Posted:
Tue Sep 16, 2003 3:19 pmby robbywood2003
Dear Beavis
Please could you help me? I'm gettin stalked by a giant similey face who sinks of cheese. He is very smelly.
Please, Please help!
Best reguards
Robbywood2003
Posted:
Tue Sep 16, 2003 5:31 pmby cheesecakery
Dear Beavis ,
Please could you fix it for Robby to have spelling lessons cus hes such a retard i have difficulty in understanding what he writes.
Rearguards
Cheesey
p.s . tell him to stop wiggling his butt at me too
Posted:
Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:38 pmby 98-1063545028
cheesecakery wrote:Dear Beavis ,
I wonder if you could help , im building a Nuclear Reactor in my shed and was wondering which material to use for the Particle Accelerator Tube , bearing in mind it has to support the weighty Electro Magnets and Gas Injector.
Please , please help ,
Best Regards
Cheesecakery
Dear Cheesecakery,
My advice to you my friend is sod it rob ICI it will be a lot cheaper for you and you can still keep your shed to hide your gay porn mags in!
Posted:
Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:41 pmby 98-1063545028
robbywood2003 wrote:Dear Beavis
Please could you help me? I'm gettin stalked by a giant similey face who sinks of cheese. He is very smelly.
Please, Please help!
Best reguards
Robbywood2003
Thanks for your reply Robbywood 2003 my advice for you is to kick the s##t out of Cheesy and then violently insert his modem into his rectum. Thank You!
Posted:
Tue Sep 16, 2003 10:52 pmby 98-1063545028
cheesecakery wrote:Dear Beavis ,
Please could you fix it for Robby to have spelling lessons cus hes such a retard i have difficulty in understanding what he writes.
Rearguards
Cheesey
p.s . tell him to stop wiggling his butt at me too
Rearguards
Cheesey
Erm no thanks Cheesy I think you should ask George Michael or Chris Peo for some of that, by the way I will inform Supersub of his errors but he has good judgement, he works out that your a loser and me and him know about your little gay fantasies.
Posted:
Wed Sep 17, 2003 11:26 amby robbywood2003
Dear Beavis.
I would just like to say thankyou for giving me great advice.
I delt with the problem by offering him gay porn mags which were is mums. Now he dosen't stalk me at all.
Thanks Beavis!
Posted:
Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:57 amby robbywood2003
Dear Beavis
Lately this site has been boring because no one goes on anymore. I am getting very bored!
Please help!
Robbywood2003
Posted:
Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:45 amby cheesecakery
Dear Beavis,
If i drilled a hole , say about 3 foot diameter , right through the earth to the other side in australia , and then i jumped down that hole , what would happen when i got to Australia ?
Would i fly up out of the hole and into the sky?
When would i stop?
What if someone was stood next to the hole in australia and they saw me fly up out of this hole , wouldnt that be weird?
please help me , this has been bugging me all weekend
regards
Cheesecakery Bougainvaille
Posted:
Mon Sep 29, 2003 10:47 amby cheesecakery
robbywood2003 wrote:Dear Beavis
Lately this site has been boring because no one goes on anymore. I am getting very bored!
Please help!
Robbywood2003
then i suggest you go and play with yourself
Posted:
Mon Sep 29, 2003 8:51 pmby supersub
I think Beavis has bolted or he's digging a big hole all the way to Australia to answer your question cheesey.
Posted:
Tue Sep 30, 2003 12:32 pmby robbywood2003
What do you mean cheescake? Like the way you and your mum play with yourself?
Posted:
Tue Sep 30, 2003 12:35 pmby TJAMES
ROB GOT RIPED BY CHEESECAKERY THIS IS THE BEST THING HE HAS DONE YET AS ROB IS GAY
Posted:
Tue Sep 30, 2003 12:37 pmby robbywood2003
Yeah you can talk. You were looking at neil horners ***** in science! 