A joke - To cheer us up
Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:50 pmA woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot.
“What about this one madam? A beautiful bird, and a bargain at £20”
“Why is it so cheap?” asks the woman
“Well, it used to live in a brothel and as a result it’s language is a bit fruity”
“Oh I don’t mind” said the woman, making her mind up…”I’m broad minded enough, and it’ll be a laugh having a profane parrot”. So she hands over the £20 and takes it home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman “F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam!”
“I’m not a madam and this is not a brothel!” scolds the woman, trying not to laugh.
A little later the woman’s two teenage daughters arrive home.
“Unf**king-believeable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes” shouts the parrot when he sees them.
“Mum, tell your parrot to shut up” complain the girls, but they all see the funny side, and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman’s husband, Dave, comes home.
“In f**cking-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients. How ya doin, Dave?”
“What about this one madam? A beautiful bird, and a bargain at £20”
“Why is it so cheap?” asks the woman
“Well, it used to live in a brothel and as a result it’s language is a bit fruity”
“Oh I don’t mind” said the woman, making her mind up…”I’m broad minded enough, and it’ll be a laugh having a profane parrot”. So she hands over the £20 and takes it home.
Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the woman “F**k me, a new brothel and a new madam!”
“I’m not a madam and this is not a brothel!” scolds the woman, trying not to laugh.
A little later the woman’s two teenage daughters arrive home.
“Unf**king-believeable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new prostitutes” shouts the parrot when he sees them.
“Mum, tell your parrot to shut up” complain the girls, but they all see the funny side, and have a laugh at their new pet.
A short while later, the woman’s husband, Dave, comes home.
“In f**cking-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the same old clients. How ya doin, Dave?”
