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Devastatin daves stress release - Get rid of your stress here
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:30 pmby Devestatin Dave (yeah)
AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH Fu*k fu*k fu*k i hate my fu*king job it fu*king stinks its a load of w@nk, i would throw my self out my office window if i worked on a floor higher than the 1st cos i would only do some minor fu*king damage if i was to throw my self out ARRRRGGGH Pi$s ****** flaps tw@ts there all tw@ts all the bosses are [email]Tw@ts.........I[/email] feel so much better now and so could you if you released all your work day stresses right here right now. (Devestatin Daves: How to manage your stress in the correct manor volume 3 is out in all good book shops today priced 10,000,000 yen) It will get rid of your stress in a week, if not, then you are incurable and will be stressed for life.
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:35 pmby jonnymac1979
I'm not stressed. My job is a fu**in beast. You wouldn't believe what I've been doing for the last hour.
Thanks for the offer to relieve myself anyway though. 
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:45 pmby hawkmoon269
jonnymac1979 wrote:I'm not stressed. My job is a fu**in beast. You wouldn't believe what I've been doing for the last hour.
Thanks for the offer to relieve myself anyway though.
So Johnny...tell all.....don't leave us in suspense
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:46 pmby andy_g
where the hell have you been recently DD(y)?
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:47 pmby Devestatin Dave (yeah)
Cheers JBG lad, much appriciated my stress is being lifted even more by your vibrant comments, i havent logged on since last year when i joined and im realising what a massive stress release it is just going into the General Chat room, and Jonnymac u certainly are a rare specie my friend, someone who loves there job, your what they call in stress management classes "A JAMMIE FUC*ER". I do hope to spend a lot more time in general chat because of the warm hospitality.
Also why has [email]TW@TS.......I[/email], come up as an email prompt (strange)
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:48 pmby andy_g
Devestatin Dave (yeah) wrote:Also why has [email]TW@TS.......I[/email], come up as an email prompt (strange)
coz you put the @ sign and some dots in it you daft [email]tw@t...[/email]
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 4:59 pmby Devestatin Dave (yeah)
Andy_g im glad why u ask where ive been and hopefully now you can understand my stress, in dec 2004 i appied to go on to the finnish version of Big brother which is known in finland as "The Finnish Big Brother" and i managed to win it was a massive shock as i was up against the hugely popular clown of the house Yaki Summionenisnionin and a fantastic blonde bimbo who had massive tats called helena smelana but i came out on top and won a cash prize which was the equivalent to 16,843 english pounds which bought me my own house with a swimming pool in finland (which was pointless as the warmest it got was -23 degrees and frozen the time i was there) and to cut a long story short i slept with the blonde bimbo which infuriated the press and my visa ran out so here i am back here in the uk and i still have frost bite on my fingers and im typing with my toes......But i have missed u all and its great to be back after my brush with fame in finland.
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:02 pmby Devestatin Dave (yeah)
andy_g wrote:Devestatin Dave (yeah) wrote:Also why has [email]TW@TS.......I[/email], come up as an email prompt (strange)
coz you put the @ sign and some dots in it you daft [email=tw@t...]tw@t...[/email]
Thats class Andy, ive gone from stressed to pi$$in myself with larfter!!
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:22 pmby Woollyback
Hey DevastatinDave (yeah!)
nice to have you back mate (yeah!)
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:23 pmby andy_g
Devestatin Dave (yeah) wrote:Andy_g im glad why u ask where ive been and hopefully now you can understand my stress, in dec 2004 i appied to go on to the finnish version of Big brother which is known in finland as "The Finnish Big Brother" and i managed to win it was a massive shock as i was up against the hugely popular clown of the house Yaki Summionenisnionin and a fantastic blonde bimbo who had massive tats called helena smelana but i came out on top and won a cash prize which was the equivalent to 16,843 english pounds which bought me my own house with a swimming pool in finland (which was pointless as the warmest it got was -23 degrees and frozen the time i was there) and to cut a long story short i slept with the blonde bimbo which infuriated the press and my visa ran out so here i am back here in the uk and i still have frost bite on my fingers and im typing with my toes......But i have missed u all and its great to be back after my brush with fame in finland.
you liar 
good to have you back in these parts though kidda
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:41 pmby Devestatin Dave (yeah)
andy_g wrote:Devestatin Dave (yeah) wrote:Andy_g im glad why u ask where ive been and hopefully now you can understand my stress, in dec 2004 i appied to go on to the finnish version of Big brother which is known in finland as "The Finnish Big Brother" and i managed to win it was a massive shock as i was up against the hugely popular clown of the house Yaki Summionenisnionin and a fantastic blonde bimbo who had massive tats called helena smelana but i came out on top and won a cash prize which was the equivalent to 16,843 english pounds which bought me my own house with a swimming pool in finland (which was pointless as the warmest it got was -23 degrees and frozen the time i was there) and to cut a long story short i slept with the blonde bimbo which infuriated the press and my visa ran out so here i am back here in the uk and i still have frost bite on my fingers and im typing with my toes......But i have missed u all and its great to be back after my brush with fame in finland.
you liar
good to have you back in these parts though kidda
Ok Andy you caught me out, what give me away or have u been to finland your self and know that naomi jimkanionen won big brother and not me!!!! nagh its good to be back and i will be in here a lot more, its just a bit mysterious if you fu*k off now and again! Gonna have to make a post in the real world now i think!
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:52 pmby Ciggy
(YEAH) Daves back
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:13 pmby JBG
Yeah!
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:13 pmby JBG
Yeah!